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Busy Momming 💕🙏🏼Today is the youngest you will ever be in your entire life

Kolkata, India
Joined June 2017
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Astrology hack #266 Sharad Purnima A lot of people would tell you to keep kheer under the moon today and eat it as rays today has healing properties. Moon controls salt and not sugar I would personally keep salted water under the moon and absorb it than keeping sugary stuff
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If any officer/employee of any department of the Central Government (Bank,Post Office, Railway, EPFO, Customs, GST, Income Tax) or other Public Sector Undertakings (ECL, SAIL), etc., demands bribe, please inform CBI, ACB, Kolkata on phone/WhatsApp number 9051613456 / 033-22894403
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CA Tilotama Gourisaria retweeted
கணவனும் மனைவியும் மெக்காவுக்குப் போன சந்தோஷத்தில் அன்பைப் பரிமாறிக்கொள்வதைத் தான்… பாகிஸ்தான்காரன் இந்த வீடியோவை எடுத்துக்கொடுத்து, ஒழுக்கக்கேடான செயல்னு சொல்லி, இந்த ரெண்டு பேரோட தலையையும் வாங்கியிருக்கு காட்டுமிராண்டி இஸ்லாமிய சவுதி அரசு.🤧
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CA Tilotama Gourisaria retweeted
My mind will never accept that. Narendra Modi literally did a photoshoot here. 🙏
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Looking for expert opinion! My gut health is extremely poor! I get daily migraines from some or other food! I have taken lot of antibiotic earlier (a lot) Azitral for throat infection! Now my gut isn’t able to tolerate anything! Can this be reversed? Any advice on how?
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Earlier this year, the Suvendu Adhikari-led administration demolished the Chorebagan Sarbojanin office bearing a mural of Maa Durga. The club committee was subsequently forced to resign, and BJP leaders took over. Is the stampede tragedy Maa Durga’s divine ire?
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CA Tilotama Gourisaria retweeted
Depreciation provisions of Companies Act should allign to Income Tax Act. Unnecessary creating chaos. #companiesact
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heard that abt 17s r feared dead! :( wish the news I heard is false!Indians have zero civic sense! Around 15yrs ago I too was kind of stampede outside famous Sreebhumi Dandiya Kolkata! Since then I do not have courage to Visit any crowded place in puja! #DurgaPujaFestival2026
#Breaking: Several people critically injured after an incident occurred due to overcrowding at Chorebagan Sarbajanin Durga Puja pandal. All injured removed to Medical College and Hospital. Pandal currently closed.
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CA Tilotama Gourisaria retweeted
narayan murthy finding out that falguni pathak works only 9 days a year
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Replying to @metrorailpune
@metrorailpune @ThePuneMirror @PCcityPolice @PuneCityPolice Pls take note and arrest this culprit – at Waluj, India
महाराष्ट्र से शर्मनाक मामला! महाराष्ट्र के पिंपरी-चिंचवड़ के निगड़ी इलाके में मंदिर में दर्शन करने आई एक नाबालिग के साथ एक मेट्रो कंपनी के कर्मचारी ने दुष्कर्म की कोशिश की! आखिर बच्चियां खुद को सुरक्षित कहां महसूस करें! ऐसे व्यक्ति के खिलाफ सख्त कानूनी कार्रवाई होनी चाहिए!
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CA Tilotama Gourisaria retweeted
Dear Supreme Court, This is just one example. Lipvas 20 is a generic Atorvastatin (statin) for cholesterol. MRP is ₹134 for 10 tablets, but wholesalers get it at only ₹29–30. The price then becomes ₹134 for the customer. Medicines are not bought for luxury or to feel good. People buy them only because it is a compulsion. Such huge margins on essential medicines should be stopped.
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After taste of this superfood >>>>>>> 💕💕💕👌👌👌👌👌
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This is the arrogance they have. That they can speak any lie and the Online PR team will extend support by saying that 1970s mein toh 98% tax tha!
"I normally don’t talk about my work, but I am proud to say that I have not raised taxes in India." — Nirmala Sitharaman, FM
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CA Tilotama Gourisaria retweeted
GSTR 9 and 9C are now live. Due date 31st Dec
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CA Tilotama Gourisaria retweeted
Just a reminder that most of the Indians shot at Jallianwala Bagh were shot by Indians in uniforms Gen. Dyer didn’t kill them all himself There are lessons in history that keep getting repeated
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CA Tilotama Gourisaria retweeted
Achievement.
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CA Tilotama Gourisaria retweeted
One of the most hard hitting posters from today’s protest 🔥🔥
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We shld First make #koo successful then only can we think of banning X
How much will Elon Musk lose if X is banned in India? @grok please tell me?
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CA Tilotama Gourisaria retweeted
•A baby can spend 9 months floating in fluid without drowning. Yet, after birth, a few drops of milk entering the wrong pipe can become life-threatening. HOW? The secret is in how babies receive oxygen! •Inside the womb, a baby doesn't depend on its lungs for oxygen. The placenta acts like a temporary life-support system, delivering oxygen from the mother's blood through the umbilical cord. •At birth, that system is no longer the baby's main source of oxygen. The lungs must take over, filling with air and beginning their lifelong job of breathing. •Now, if milk or vomit enters the airway instead of the food pipe, it can obstruct breathing. Same baby. Different environment. Completely different way of staying alive. That's the beauty of human biology.
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CA Tilotama Gourisaria retweeted
🚨🇮🇳🇺🇸 The US has suspended Infosys, TCS, Wipro, and HCL from the Green Card program. Now, these US-based NRIs and Modi devotees will play Dandiya in India 🤣 and chant "Modi, Modi" all day long. Modi, Modi, Modi 🤣🤣
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