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If you’re a fan of my smut podcast, you can find it on BlueSky from now on…

If you don’t want to quit Facebook/Instagram/Twitter, but want to make sure Mark Suckerberg and Moron Musk get less of your money, this video is quite helpful. tiktok.com/t/ZP8Ff7Erb/

I’m not “leaving” Threads, Facebook, Instagram, or even the toilet bowl formerly known as Twitter…but I will be spending less time in these places and headed over to Bluesky. (TimBabb) bsky.app/profile/timbabb.bsk…

Uh…reclaim my feed from who, @X, from WHO? This ad basically says, “We’ve made things worse. Pay us money to bring it back to a level of crap it was before we screwed it up” No thanks. Just here to watch you circle the drain.

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Well, @ediblearraangem, you never delivered my wife’s arrangement, you never called to apologize or even try to make it right, and you’ve completely missed her birthday. I will not be using you again.

Hey @ediblearraangem, ANSWER YOUR DAMN PHONE!!!! Your still “crafting” my wife’s birthday order, but her workday will be over soon.

Hoping off line for the day until I can watch the new Doctor Who special tonight. #IDontWantToGo

“I am Error”

If your review for The Marvels contains the word “woke,” please stfu forever about movies…and probably most other things.

My youngest had a fundraiser for his school at Panda Express tonight. And my oldest has an ongoing fundraiser at *his* school where you buy e-gift cards for various businesses… So I bought an e-gift card for Panda Express and used it tonight. Double dip, baby!!! #MadDadSkillz

What is the problem, @XfinitySupport?! I would like more details than this. What is the ETA on a fix? You realize some of us work from home, right?

Hey, @Xfinity @comcast, it’s been 24 hours. I’m running out of cell data. FIX IT!!!!

Ok, this is the THIRD outage today, @Xfinity! You going to compensate me for all the data I’m using on my phone?

Hey @PGE4Me, when you say the power will be turned off at 2 and back on at 3, that’s not supposed to mean the power stays on and then shuts off at 4:45 with no warning. But at least no one is manning the phone line that could provide information about the outrage. Do better!!!

Don’t mind me. Just sharing this old Key and Peele sketch for no reason at all. youtu.be/jRdkrDk0BQ0

I’m not going to lie, Ted Lasso has made watching soccer much more fun. #StupidAmerican #WorldCup

I refuse to believe the Batgirl movie that got shelved could possibly have been worse than the Flash movie they foisted on an uninterested public.

Is this meme overused? Yes. Is this still the best iteration of it if all time? YES!!! #TheFlash

What movie made you say “What the hell did I just watch” after it was over? (No one who knows me will be surprised)