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Pro at Tweet typos. Twitter give me an edit button! Football, Sport, Design, Dad, Pies. Product Design & Production Manager in Welly. Wests for the Win!

Wellington, New Zealand
Joined October 2017
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🇳🇿 Liam Lawson - 51
🚨POINTS SCORED IN THE LAST 10 GPs 🇬🇧 Lando Norris - 143 🇦🇺 Oscar Piastri - 58
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I have an FM26 theory. If you're used to playing on PC and "mousing" around the UI then you're probably having an alright time. If your preference is otherwise, like keyboard or controller, then it's horrible. Totally unnavigable. Completely unplayable.
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Retweet this tweet if pressing Spacebar should take you to your next unread message, rather than just advancing the game forward whilst leaving unread messages.
We are investigating reports around the Spacebar behaviour. You can also filter through your unread messages using the ⬆️ and ⬇️ arrow keys on your keyboard. #FM26beta
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Let's goooooo!
Welcome to the Phoenix, Bev Priestman.
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Okay just hear me out. Williams loans Colapinto to Sauber. Lawson crushes it and drives for RB in 2025. Hadjar drives for VCARB. We get 6 rookies on the Formula 1 grid in 2025. SIX!
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POINTS FOR LIAM LAWSON 🤩 P9 for the Kiwi - what an effort! #F1 #USGP
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Red Bull have committed to Sergio Perez for the rest of the season... Thoughts?
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Hi my name's Toto Wolff, and I'd like you to drive for @MercedesAMGF1
WHO THE FUCK’S GOING TO MERC THEN?!
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Thank you @McLarenF1. THANK YOU
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Yanks goneburgers by a zig-zag.
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Can it really be called DOGSO if it has to go to the VAR, and requires 12 replays?
Tim Payne is sent from the field.
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aaaaaand gives away a pen 😬
Marko Stamenic starts v Manchester City
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I'm all for the return of the collar, but this is just weird. #lcfc
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As a footballer and graphic designer, I don't know if I want to laugh or cry.
Round One of the Chatham Cup begins this weekend so here are all 129 clubs power ranked by the quality of their logo* *based on a very complex set of criteria that can't be described in words
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Sean Dyche will walk into the next Premier League job that becomes available. My bet would be Everton. Just £21million net spend over a five year period, with two top half finishes and a Europa League run. Incredible.
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Welcome to the Sky Bet Championship @Everton 👋🏻🔵
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NZ 45% v Costa Rica 55% Likey
World Cup Qualifying Master Table (30 March). Just 37 teams remain. 2 more CONCACAF spots will be clinched tonight. The remaining 8 teams will be competing for 3 spots to round out the World Cup 2022 field. #WorldCup2022