Fact check time. Am I… Rhinoceros: Nope Senator: No SC: Also no But baloney sandwiches aren’t bad, if they’re fried.

Indeed Patricia, you did not see me. Or the guy you meant to not see.

Well this is awkward because I haven’t been attending committee meetings.

I regret to inform you I have neither political influence nor access to $100M. I checked.

Not that Tim Scott. Also not on national TV. Closest I got was a Zoom call where maybe I did lie about circling back

Wait what now? I’m feeling so deceived I’m not even sure what you’re taking about

I mean, it would help if you used the right tags. Check out mine, for example

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Steve Forbes, like many before him, fell victim to The Great Tim Scott Tag Trap. Historians will remember this moment as… unimportant.

Where were the soft drinks hiding? I was desperate at lunchtime

#config2024 day 2 is about to start!

Creative freedom is important, but some of the best ideas happen when we restrict ourselves. Imagine a workshop where you can only say five words at a time. Think of how putting restrictions on your team could help them think more creatively. —@PipDecks

You’ve got the wrong Tim Scott tagged, my friend.

I am alive and well

It depends on what sort of kiosk. I could probably run a popcorn kiosk. Or sell popsicles.

From one Scott to another…you’ve got the wrong Scott.

Your Twitter compass is pointing you in the wrong direction.

But I’m not running for president.

Sorry, what?

So cool, congrats! I got to make some aerogel in an internship while in high school. It’s spooky neat stuff.