Photographer•Filmmaker•Video Editor

Austin, TX
Joined March 2021
I’ve watched every single F1 race for the last 8 years and I’ve never seen an ending in any of those races as good as the Indy 500 yesterday.
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Imagine living like this and not screaming yourself horse every night inside your shower from the unshakeable pangs of emptiness writhing in the pit of your stomach
AI generated music is 1000x better than real music. Today I canceled Spotify and SiriusXM because I finally tested Suno. What sold me was the first prompt I gave it: “My favorite artists are A Day to Remember, Bring Me The Horizon, Spiritbox, Bad Omens, and Sleep Token. Analyze all their hits and generate a song I’m likely to love based on those artists.” It one shots an absolute banger in 10 seconds. I'll link the song in the next tweet for anyone curious. Why would I ever go back to Spotify/SiriusXM when I can generate music perfectly tailored to my taste on command, for free? Not affiliated with Suno in any way btw, it was just one of those moments where I was so impressed with AI’s capability I had to say something about it.
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Factually speaking, sure, but meaningless. It’s like saying you created the best football player of all time because you juiced a D1 recruit with banned performance enhancing substances. Formula 1 is adhering to a formula and finding the competition within those parameters.
Replying to @tobi
Even without rocket thrusters, Roadster will crush the best Formula 1 track times, because we are using suction and active control surfaces, both of which are banned by F1
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Larry Gardner at Eastlake > literally any other 1st tee announcer during the PGA Tour season including all majors
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Wild how all this guy is doing is standing up for himself and his company in a pretty mild way yet because they’re “down” golfX can’t help themselves from kicking
Interesting that @CallawayGolf asks us to make an ad then approves it then asks us to take the fall then drops us in a coordinated media blitz and covers it up by giving a million dollars away thinking everyone will be ok with it. 30 for 39 will be legendary.
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They really should make PGA Tour pros use only persimmon woods and blade irons, like Major League Baseball and wooden bats. Would be so killer.
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This isn’t necessarily related to the topic but I bet the replies/dm’s you get as the most popular hyper-attractive golf girl on the internet has to be insane on a level in which most people let alone men are helplessly oblivious
A couple things here after reading the responses. 1. I’ve been lucky enough to play at some of the nicest courses and I also still play (and pay for rounds) at munis. Debauchery and poor pace of play happens at both from new golfers to old. I think people in general are less kind and considerate and that is also showing up on the golf course 2. Pace of the play seems to be the biggest issue for everyone. I think if courses stick to 12-15 minute interval tee times and crack down on pace of play then the experience will be enhanced for all 3. It’s funny how people will preach decorum, etiquette and how it’s a gentleman’s game while also sending the most vile tweets lol
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Open Championsip trophy ceremony is the best of the 4 majors by far
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If you watched that Blue Angels flyover and your reaction was not an immediate and unwavering “hell yeah” then you are wrong and probably some kind of foreign spy
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F1twt for the last 8 years is the perfect experiment for what happens when a sport heavily influenced and ran by engineering is heavily inundated with fans that never saw the inside of a STEM classroom
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England: *Wins soccer match* “Anyway, here’s Wonderwall”
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Raunchy rom-com about a couple that conceives in the back of a self-driving taxi: “Waymo Than We Bargained For”
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Wyndham Clark is the 2026 F1 engine regulations of professional golf
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I have never actively rooted against a single PGA Tour golfer in my life until now.
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Keith Mitchell going 41 front and 29 on the back at a US Open is the most Keith Mitchell thing of all time
Keith Mitchell. First nine: +6 (41) Second nine: -6 (29) Wow.
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I could not love another country more than Japan and I can’t get there soon enough
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