Tim Fletcher

Black pudding, complete link, boiled, served with mustard as Saturday brunch. Excellent.

Early 70s. Fun fact, I can still get into this kit for frendlies.

Not started too bad TBH.

My TL has quite a judgey feel to it this morning...

I have some of these in the loft

4AM and this ward sounds like the rehersal room for a Bob Flemming audition...

approx 06:00 BST @liamgallagher tweets a 2 word tweet "SHIT SHOW" and within 5 minutes it gets over 500 replies 140 retweets and 700+ likes. Imagine living in that world...

More research on the Maillard reaction. Don't mention the shitty bread, it's all I had, I've been in hospital. Solid 9/10

We are going have to organise Cider drinking, feats of magic and illusion and general foul mouthed buffoonery. Cat peanuts will be available for purrchase...

A neighbour has left a Colditz.grade security lamp on and it's shining through our normally tasteful curtains making them look like @TimWBurton is in here somewhere if anyone wants me I'll be sewing buttons over my eyes