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Eggs are like the most common breakfast, but the first dude that ate 'em was probably a fuckin psychopath.
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A Tennessee delivery man was arrested for dipping his testicles in salsa. It's the third time he's been arrested for the same crime. Either Tennessee needs to make their punishment tougher or the Salsa hotter.
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Stand up comedy! I didnt like any of the boys my daughter dated.
#jokes #comedy #standupcomedy #comedian
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I had to explain what a Pansexual was to an old lady in Louisville.
#standup #Standupcomedy #comedy #pansexual
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I know I’m the boy who cried help 😂 But if you are a friend, fellow comic, or casual follower I’d love for you to share my latest Stand-Up On The Spot: youtu.be/FvZia97d_Fo A lot of love and work go into these. Many thanks! – at Los Angeles, CA
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Trailer for “Fourth of July” is up on YouTube! Check it out. Share it. Tell a friend. Independent cinema!! Farts.
youtu.be/_XiKCHS3Z_U
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I think the Tinder Swindler is misunderstood because he is from Israel and he has a lot of enemies. But, I remember another misunderstood man from Israel with a lot of enemies. His name was Jesus.
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Sometimes you're blown away by the mere presence of a master in action. Tonight was a master class in stand up comedy by @anylaurie16
Hate to break her tough persona but she continues the streak of great comic, better human being.
Thanks for sharing your gift with us Laurie!
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Why does the @DaniaImprov keep booking the @dopecitycomedy? Because @mattbellak and @TimfromDa70s are really funny. That's also why the #ApplausePlanner picked their show this week. #SFLComedy #ApplauseBreak applausebreak.com/dope-in-da…
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Demi Lovato went from doing drugs to making a documentary about her drug use, to trying to sing to aliens, and now she's doing a documentary about aliens. Safe to say, I think she's on drugs again.
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Are you a comic/friend reading this? I just dropped my 1 Hour Special for FREE on YouTube. I need all the help I can get spreading the word! Share if you can: youtu.be/maVIpK-2QBg Thanks for the support 💪
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Additions to the Wokes and Jokes debate...
Wokes don't go to comedy clubs. Jokes are safe there
Literal minded people don't understand that the meaning of a word depends on its context, not on the dictionary. That's why they don't get irony
A soh is a sense of proportion















