Husband, Father of 4, Smoker of Meats, and Layer of Stripes.
Cincinnati, OH
Joined February 2010
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Well @OutKickTNML…
@OutKickTNML Cooler temps are coming. Might be able to cut once more. This winter. YOU! Yes, YOU! Will get my full @Timmy2Cuts513 investigation. The lies, the money. All of it will be exposed. Bomber's T2C tell all is coming.
When mowing world's phone rings, Bomber answered.
If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me today - “Hey 2Cuts how’s that lawn with all this rain…?”
I’d have 15 cents and a great lookin lawn!
#2CutsDoesntMiss
@OutKickTNML
@rhinegeist – at Cincinnati, OH
Some of us have what it takes to be @OutKickTNML HOFer…
And then others continue to eat the lettuce!
@ChestnutTrill83
@tacobell
@OutKickTNML
I had to log a DNM yesterday. It wasn't cause of the weather, daylight, chem trails, etc. I think i have poked the bear enough. @Timmy2Cuts513 has poisoned my home with some sort of virus. I barely have the strength or courage to type this. My entire body hurts.
This week @OutKickTNML I ask for a mulligan….. However, I do believe you will appreciate the content & it will keep me in the running for National #MOTY 🍻@drinkgaragebeer @goodboyvodka & @IceMountainWtr @JoeKinseyexp
🍻🇺🇸⚾️💪🍺🇺🇸
2Cuts may never #TouchGrass again!
And by the looks of Mrs2Cuts the @OutKickTNML can kiss us goodbye!
#2CutsDoesntMiss
#DownYonder
A tradition unlike any other…
Waiting for the @NorthsideParade to start!
Enjoying a little throw back to when the @OutKickTNML National Mower of the Year was the “Grand Marshall!”
🇺🇸🦅🍺🧨Happy 4th🧨🍺🦅🇺🇸 – at Cincinnati, OH
Sorry Jim, but Timmy2Cuts WHOLE HEARTEDLY disagrees with this statement!
You don’t become THE 1st National Mower of the Year, @OutKickTNML Hall of Famer and self proclaimed GOAT of throwing down STRIPES without mowing in the same direction twice!
#GETCHASUM
#2CutsDoesntMiss – at Cincinnati, OH
Never good bye…2Cuts will see you later @tszahn74!
Cheers friend!
Hey @OutKickTNML @JoeKinseyexp My final mow is here. It is bittersweet especially not having Archie here still. I had to include an old one of him. It has been a great run and I will be watching you guys every week. Thanks @MakitaTools @craftsman @yuenglingbeer
Can’t drink @rhinegeist ALL DAY, if you don’t start in the morning!
Timmy2Cuts’ @OutKickTNML lawn is pure CLASS as we roll into 4th of July weekend ready to celebrate America’s 250th!
#2CutsDoesntMiss
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🍻🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 – at Cincinnati, OH
Happy 90th Birthday to one of the GOATs - Uncle Jerry “Coach” Doerger!
Good, better, best. Never let it rest. ‘Til your good is better and your better BEST!”
“HIP, HIP…”
#DEFENSE
#ZippityDooDah
MAKE IT RAIN
@OutKickTNML
The fix is in! It's not global warming. Its T2C. It’s always been T2C. Where's the league investigation regarding all of this? I've heard from very good sources close to the matter that he still refusing to take a lie detector test! We know why @Timmy2Cuts513.
The @OutkickTNML CAN’T HANDLE Timmy2Cuts!
But everyone knows 2Cuts can handle any kind of TRUTH @Rhinegheist throws out there.
The #HalfThruth is a game changer for that post mow beer! – at Cincinnati, OH
Well would you look at that…2Cuts and Mrs2Cuts are WHEELS UP once again!
At this point a 2Cuts appearance will cost @OutKickTNML a PREMIUM!
2Cuts OUT!
#2CutsDoesntMiss
Sorry @OutKickTNML when the ladies say it’s Date Night, it’s Date Night!
#2CutCrew are Trivia Champs!
#2CutsDidntMiss – at Cincinnati, OH
