black. queer. evolving. timmydbakes on insta🌱, views expressed do not reflect those of my employer :)

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Joined March 2014
i’m on vacation (lockdown)
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The second ask I have in light of the loss of my dad is for me. Unfortunately I work in a field that is funded and paid by insurance which means if you don’t work you don’t get paid. I would like to take two weeks off to grieve and spend time with my family. Transparency is…
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the Monday fit 🚶🏾
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me and bro
DOUBLE TEAMING THE 16 INCHER 🥀
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Timmy :) retweeted
RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — Brazil President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva wins fourth term, according to electoral court.
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who ordered the cum pizza ?
このピザを見て長男が悲鳴を上げたのも無理はない
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I hate puzzles i’d klll myself if they put me on wheel of fortune
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they’re not good for much but the Canadians make great potato chips
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how’s masturbation been for you recently?
49%really good orgasms timmy
32%meh ok recently timmy
9%timmy it’s not been great
10%timmy idk
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72°F next Friday, hell yeah I love climate change 😎🤙🏻
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good afternoon i’m making sourdough discard granola if you even care
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“shrump said”
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I got some spending money so i’m going to whole foods for frozen english peas, for my pot pie later, im hoping that maybe the guy that always works self checkout Black, tall with locs and a big ole linebacker booty will be there, he’s a sister too we make eyes sometimes
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beautiful birdsong this morning, apparently the guy that introduced this species to the states was trying to stand up a population of all the various birds mentioned in Shakespeare's writings.
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they’re shuttling like crazy
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Apparently my tendency to give people I really like small gifts is actually a common neurodivergent thing called pebbling. Like a penguin.
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this was lunch; slow roasted teriyaki ribs, sticky rice and mixed vegetables 🍲
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I wanna see a bottom wear this as a harness
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i’m inside
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