music, fun, drinking, that about does it.
Ambler Pa
Joined November 2010
- Tweets281
- Following116
- Followers39
- Likes40
Tim Caldwell retweeted
[calls buddy from date's bathroom]
"Hey man. I've definitely had sex before but remind me, is it one boob and two pussies? is that right?"
Tim Caldwell retweeted
If Facebook had been around when Hitler died everyone would have been like "OMG I loved Hitler's first 3 albums"
Tim Caldwell retweeted
Remember that time when Prince's "Darling Nikki" inspired Tipper Gore to undermine free speech? Good times. #parentaladvisory
Tim Caldwell retweeted
Earlier today I tweeted a joke about frogs drinking beer. I deeply apologize to alcoholic frogs.
Tim Caldwell retweeted
[knock on door]
"Open up its the police"
[slightly quieter knock]
"and this is kermit the frog"
...
"Lmao is that the guy from the muppets"
Tim Caldwell retweeted
You know who @HuffingtonPost never calls racist, sexist, xenophobic on their front page?
These guys.
Tim Caldwell retweeted
"There will never be another #Lemmy. If that sounds tragic, it's because it is." #RIPLemmy #RIPMotorhead... fb.me/6SDeps58r
Tim Caldwell retweeted
When you Win! there will be haters you should tell them: shut da fuc up! (In my @therealjuicyj voice)
Tim Caldwell retweeted
Isis is slaughtering Syrian children but let's keep getting offended over college "safe spaces" and starbucks cups. dailymail.co.uk/news/article…
Tim Caldwell retweeted
Where's Billy Joel? Everybody was hugging and kissing singing like little faggots.....nobody singing now cocksuckers
Tim Caldwell retweeted
"Man, that's embarrassing."
- Jordan Matthews, seconds after dropping his Acai, Kale and Pomegranate recovery smoothie this morning
Tim Caldwell retweeted
Proud of my teammates for fighting hard to get that win today. #GoRams
