All I ever wanted was exactly 69 followers. And yes, I am that immature
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"Everyone wear a mask while we defund the police" is the greatest idea in the history of crime
New photos show UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson’s killer in Starbucks before shooting trib.al/VgpLKe6
Mbappe apologizing to China, whose goverment considers his Islamic religion a mental illness, is pathetic
It's even more embarrassing that he's being contrite due to financial concerns
The dude is already worth hundreds of millions
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Laliga president Javier Tebas and Kylian Mbappe will fix a date to travel to China to hold a meeting and personally APOLOGIZE to the people of China for his comments regarding the DICTATOR meme.
"The Chinese are going all in to boycott anything related to Kylian Mbappe after what he said, including cutting Laliga and all sponsorship related to the player"
"Kylian Mbappe has apologized and so has Laliga president but, it's still not looking good for the league and the player so, they've decided to personally travel to China and fix things.
Good
As I reported hours ago, Flávio Bolsonaro has arrived safely in United States.
The mastermind behind this operation is U.S. Secretary of State @SecRubio .
From the United States, free and safe, Flávio will lead the opposition against Lula.
Skatteboo is retarded for saying this
Cam Skattebo was asked about using guardian caps:
“I’d rather be retarded than look retarded. And obviously you know what I’m getting at.”
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The quote in this post is fabricated. Replies confirm the attached video clip does not include those words. Skattebo's actual comments on guardian caps are milder, such as: “Why should I? I guess it is more safe, but the helmet I have, I don’t feel it.”
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You've come a long way baby
I remember when Regis Philbin smacked Nicki Minaj on the ass when she appeared on the Regis and Kelly morning show
Her mouth dropped open
Afterwards she tweeted that she was in total shock, though she laughed it off and wasn't deeply offended
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…
Defenses would gameplan for days on how to stop Messi
During the match opposing midfield and defensive players would be alerted to his position on the pitch because stopping him required a team effort
He’d still dominate
Cucurella, by himself, had Yamal in a vault all game
Some where on the way to the match Allison decided he was going spend the game passing the ball to Brighton
I respect and give mucho props to the left-wing anti-Western-super-girl hustle more than anyone, but come on man, if you are going to tell me - with a straight face - that AOC is your choice for the Leader of the Free World, I cannot ever take anything you say seriously
