This is my mental floss. Every post ain't for you. Former STL Concierge to the Lost. Currently the keeper of laid pipes and PBM (Problematic Bae Magnet).
Jupiter by way of Solar System
Joined February 2009
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🎵Slow it up, just keep it nice and steady, yeah. I miss your kisses and for you, I'm ready, yeah. We don't have to make the time; it's already here. So when ya gone come and get?🎵
🎵I want you for myself. I don't wanna have to share you with nobody else
I want you, baby, come to me. Let me give you all the lovin' that you need. I wanna touch your body, feel your arms around me. I wanna be your fantasy, your dream come true...🎵
🎵Tell me how "I love you" wins. Or how a broken heart can mend. Just tell me this is not the end. Please tell me now how the fairy tale begins or how it was supposed to end. Please tell me that part again.🎵
I hate when I be wanting to say something and not make things weird or me look weird, but then it becomes weird and I wish I had just shut up.
So, I won't say nothing.
🎵I wish that I was in your arms like that Spanish guitar...and you would play me through the night till the dawn...🎵
...or at least a good 30mins...
*spits*🤭🤭🤭
This is my dude for real. 😂😂😂
MFS WAS TELLING MJ HE WORHSHIPS THE DEVIL 😂🤣💀😭😭😭
SO HE CLASHED BACK
@loozecannon1
Bald-Headed Demon retweeted
"HE WILL TALK TO ANYONE JUST REQUEST IT QUICK THO"
@loozecannon1
I was going to go on but I'm shy af and forgot what I was going to sag haha
...on GTA...
i like a man who actually LIKES me. not just a man who wants to sleep with me, claim me, or keep me from dealing with somebody else. i’m talking about a man who genuinely enjoys my company, wants to hear my voice, remembers the little things i tell him, and makes plans with me without me having to beg. because some men will swear up and down they love you but act like spending time with you is a chore. baby i don’t want to be somebody’s responsibility, i want to be somebody’s FAVORITE person.
Bald-Headed Demon retweeted
When I say I haven’t stopped laughing these two mfs so funny it’s ridiculous 🤣
Currently sitting in Union Station attending a food vendor event with my people from the wine bar by my house.
No one knows where this event is. There's no signage, no nothing saying, "Event This Way". Tickets don't read "Enter the event at..." Nothing.
This should be fun.
😂😂
Have we figured out yet why someone tall and someone short sitting next to each other can look the same height seated, but when they stand you see the height difference?
Get the bail money ready. I may be like this on that mfrs wife next week if she say some slick shit at trial. Just might jump across the table and beat his ass, too.
#justiceForBubba #missYouBabyBoy
This is beautiful.
My kids father would be praying to every religion's God and be on every doctor's ass to make sure I stayed alive to keep from having to be the family his children/grandchildren have to turn to since I've done the job all these years by myself.
Dusty ass. 😂😂
