Erin

Man, I wish I could still say 'zomg' in public conversations.

I dream of a world where I could pull off a cap. Alas.

What goes around comes around in the end. Social maths isn't rocket science

Lame day

Getting a tattoo in 2 days lol, fully forgot for a min

Just did a shot of tequila/Tabasco and 20 minutes later my saliva still tastes of recycled regret

I've still only ever seen one scene from the wolf of Wall Street and for all I know the soundtrack is just entirely meshuggah

Was about to tweet about R Kelly's new banger but next to me I can hear @Tom_FHE's phone typing away so I'll let him take this one x

Lamest mood. Would eat to cheer me up but I'm still full. Crycry

Another year of crippling misery and sincere denial as I laugh at my own fart jokes and cry as I eat pizza

Need food. Need to not leave bed. Maybe eat some pillow?

I may be a vegetarian, but in currently having a 21st birthday sausage fight with my bae… instagram.com/p/_5ofZJO53j/

Getting kicked out of a corner shop for spending too much time browsing alcohol was a definite low point for me

Disclaimer : Don't actually do that