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Proverbs 16:9 ✝️ Music lover 🎶 T&F #MUFC 🇳🇬 🩺

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Joined May 2011
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Genuinely the first season I can remember where I’ve had no motivation to watch other Premier League games, really. Are United just so rubbish that I don’t care enough to see if our rivals drop points? Whatever it is, it’s boring. I miss the sport.
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Anakin rapping and singing is the best use of Al so far. Why is this song so catchy? 🖤🖤🖤🔥
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all those who have performed have never been performative like this before…
Andrew Garfield credits Fela Kuti’s music as an influence on his Spider-Man performance. 🇳🇬
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Dude has become one of my favourite fighters just because of the celebration 😂😂😂
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This was probably the moment Itauma knew he was in trouble. When you land this on someone and they don’t move you know it’s going to be a very long night.
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I ain’t ever seen someone firm an uppercut like that
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Coz they killed all their opps. Has Spider Man even got the don that licked down his uncle??? How you got super powers but your uncle got touched, I’m a normal human and all my uncle’s are fine
Replying to @LickshotLippy
there’s a reason power rangers are no longer relevant
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I have to attend a Jamaican church one day 😂
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"Silence" 🤫 An unusual response from Unai Emery 😅
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Replying to @FabrizioRomano
EDERSON TO UNITED WHEN BALEBA PASS HIS MEDICAL WITH INJURY
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Countless academics every year get caught plagiarising parts of their work and it almost never makes it beyond the University press. The reason why a section of the British media chose to obsess with his particular case, continuing to hound him even after he resigned is plainly obvious.
🚨 BREAKING: Jason Arday has been found dead at an address in Battersea
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This was everywhere in 2021 😂😂😂
I'm ngl pound for pound the UK might be the funniest place in the world
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Using a gif of guy celebrating a goal against YOUR club in YOUR own stadium to slander Arsenal 😭😭😭😭😭
Vini Jr as soon as he heard Arsenal were interested in signing him:
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Hearing that the reason Ryan Coogler didn’t choose Damson Idris as Black Panther is because he’s close with Michael B. Jordan who supposedly has beef with Idris because Damson dated his ex-girlfriend Lori Harvey…
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this gotta be a harry potter situation where lamine yamal is the only one who can kill him
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“There will be no rowing in New York”
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Os celulares costumavam vir com fones de ouvido grátis 😂
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June 29, 2000: Patrick Kluivert misses a PK against Italy, hitting the left upright. June 29, 2026: Justin Kluivert misses a PK against Morocco, hitting the left upright.
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Mbappe after Dembele scored a hat trick without his permission
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Someone said the UK heat is like the heat that comes out of the back of a bus & I’ve never heard a more accurate description
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