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Joined June 2009
Deserved it about 8 years ago, but played for the wrong team! Now, come home & get that PL scoring record too 😂
The 2026 Men's Ballon d'Or winner. Congratulations, Harry 🤍
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Whilst the window has been good, we need to learn from City, Liverpool etc., who won't allow players to move until their incomings are nailed. This would've been fine had we actually tied Ndiaye to a contract, but agreeing terms means fuck all. Moore is better than Mudryk.
Mikey Moore has joined Bundesliga side 1. FC Köln on loan for the remainder of the 2026/27 season. Good luck, Mikey 🤍 📲 thfc.pro/4xxYLM9
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Spurs' problem is everytime they pump money into into the club, the fans do expect instant success. That being said; all the money spent doesn't change the fact players like Mathys Tel are stinking the place out every game; gets plenty of chances, but squanders the lot.
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Someone help karen find her head 😂
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It's objectively very funny that he is around these discussion topics every single day & he still doesn't understand it 😂
❌ "We haven't got a choice but to sell with these rules." 🤔 "#AVFC finished top four, won the Europa League... Why can't we go and spend £200m?" 👀 "The rules are against clubs like Villa, Newcastle..." Gabby blames PSR for Aston Villa not being able to spend big this summer
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People calling Joao Gomes an 8 have fundamentally misunderstood his ontological profile. He’s a rotational inverse 6.75 manipulating pre-possession dynamics through interdimensional half-spaces and harmonic scanning frequencies.
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Genuinely one of the best I've seen our academy produce
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Toby Fletcher retweeted
O comentarista suíço David Lemos, encerrou a transmissão resumindo com precisão os problemas desta Copa do Mundo, ele foi perfeito. 🗣️"Não há dúvidas de que esta foi a Copa do Mundo mais comercial da história e também uma das mais politizadas." "Não esqueceremos os preços que pessoas sem grande poder aquisitivo tiveram de pagar para viver sua paixão pelo futebol." "Em alguns casos, sequer puderam entrar no país por causa de sua nacionalidade, fossem torcedores, jornalistas ou até árbitros, como o somali Omar Artan." "Também lembramos do tratamento inaceitável dado à seleção do Irã, que não pôde defender suas chances de forma adequada durante o torneio." "E há ainda o caso de Folarin Balogun. Vimos um presidente se vangloriar de ter ligado para o presidente da FIFA para conseguir retirar a suspensão de um jogador." "A política se infiltrou no coração do futebol, embora a FIFA afirme querer mantê-la acima de tudo. Fica claro que isso só vale até certo ponto." "Foi uma Copa do Mundo em que todas as partidas foram disputadas em quatro tempos, e cuja final teve um intervalo de quase 30 minutos." "A crise tem dois nomes: dinheiro e poder. Hoje existe uma crise de confiança entre muitos dos envolvidos no futebol e a FIFA." "Nas próximas semanas, muito dinheiro será distribuído a diversas federações e a muitos agentes do futebol, que serão educadamente convidados a permanecer em silêncio." "Esperamos que tudo isso seja levado em consideração e que não volte a acontecer."
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Toby Fletcher retweeted
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"Dropping deep to no effect" - literally last night he dropped deep and played a hollywood ball that found Rogers to square for Gordon 🤷🏻‍♂️
I want the Kane era to end. Dropping deep to no effect. Ghosting biggest games. 0 open play goals past round of 16 ever. Only Scores goals in a farmer league. England needs a replacement asap.
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Bet JT won't mention that performance
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All-timer
“Unfortunately he’d gone feral and we couldn’t re-introduce him into the home. He ended up living with my friend’s parents in Preston.” This is the commentary moment of the World Cup and it will not be beaten. Ever.
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I still can't get over that 2nd Kane goal. He has absolutely no right to be scoring there. Joke.
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Shame
🚨🇬🇭 Thomas Partey, denied access to Canada and not available for Ghana opening game at the World Cup — reports @Dan_Sheldon_.
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Well thank fuck for that
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Some ex-players make incredible pundits tbf, analytically balanced, realistic and insightful. Almost everything Keown isn't.
“Are they really as good as everyone says they are?” 🤷‍♂️ Martin Keown is feeling bullish about Arsenal’s chances of beating PSG 😤 Live now on TNT Sports & HBO Max 📺
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Adam Wharton not getting called up for the WC is mental btw
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Ok nice, but not quite a sublime Brennan Johnson tap-in at the back post
Buendía brilliance ✨ Emiliano Buendía with a beauty to make it 2-0 to Aston Villa just before half-time 🎯 📺 TNT Sports & HBO Max
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Blows my mind that Spurs signed Kolo Muani on purpose. Same tier as Clinton N'jie
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John Brooks dropping a clanger on VAR after also letting the 2 handed push on Romero by Ekitike go in December. Still can't work out how PGMO put him in the premier league bracket tbf.
#CHETOT – 85’ The referee’s call of no penalty to Tottenham Hotspur was checked and confirmed by VAR – with it deemed that the action from Cucurella had ended before the ball was in play.
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