We’ll be padding out the bench with extra goalies.

So we go with one recognised striker. And that one striker is Barry. Oh and one LB too. We have reached peak Everton.

@mstottenham @richarlison97

So that leaves us with one LB and no RB as Patterson can’t get a game. Smashing. 🙄

Get the chequebook out or sell up and fuck off. #FraudkinGroup #UTFT

“Enshittification”

Race control to Mylander: “IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN…….stay out”

Extra Mild 😂

This should be fun 🤔

Shite

Thank god another season of mediocre shite is over with. Rinse and repeat. Giving Moyes money to spend in the summer is just pure incompetence. Get the dinosaur gone.

….and Verstappen for doing the same into T1? Thought not. “For the show”. 🤔

Max complaining about Lewis leaving the track in 3…..2…..1……

Keep the *real* Everton tied up in the changies 👌

At least you have one good driver.

It’s a rare thing these days, Dan. You made many promises right at the beginning - and you delivered on them all. You did us proud and created a masterpiece. A new home that all Toffees can be proud of 💙🤍

Time to play hardball with those contract negotiations @GeorgeRussell63 ✍️