GrandMaster Investor | Ultimate Husbando of Passive Income | Final Form Cheek Clapper | Destroyer of Crypto Cultists | Giga Chad Landlord | #Digimon Gang CFO
Texas
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Do you see this bike right here?
It’s mine, and it needs a friend that isn’t my Honda Grom.
Now, do you see that money symbol on the right side of my profile picture?
Smash it and donate to my Hayabusa Fund.
Thank you for your support.
GM GM and Happy Monday!
This week I’ll have more time for replies and engagement.
If you are looking for impressions, I’m your guy.
Happy Sunday, $VOO Dad! Glad to see i’m still in your circle!
I wish to be engaging more, but these science classes are taking all of my time 😭
I love gold fish so much, I’m debating to add more shares of $CPB into my portfolio
It’s always been cool to own $NKE
Fake financial experts on X bashing the stock for weeks doesn’t mean it was never cool to own.
MetalTyrannomon passed away before he hit mega form, so i’m starting over with the same egg.
Goal is to hit Mega form, so i can jogress into Ultra form.
This time I won’t screw up.
- CFO Digimon Gang
pretty sad today. not one person was down for a photo session.
oh well.
back to looking at the stock market
GM GM and Happy Friday!
Lab is cancelled today, but i’m still taking my Digimon and two cameras to campus.
By the way, check out this broken $CELH machine. It’s a sign that it’ll take 10 years for the stock to pass $35 again,
$VZ Graph Analysis 📊✅
VZ near $45 offers a ~6.4% yield and ~9x forward earnings, with analyst targets around $50 to 51 and Morningstar’s $54 fair value suggesting modest undervaluation.
Stronger free cash flow growth (guided 9 to 10%), rising EPS, record margins, better customer trends, and buybacks support the income case into Oct. 26 earnings.
High debt, stiff competition, and SpaceX related worries keep growth muted, so it remains a high yield value play rather than a rapid rerater.
Bought Mcdonald’s $MCD recently?
Tired of not winning fries and breakfast sandwiches through their Monopoly game?
Well, I got a solution for you!
GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR UNUSED MONOPOLY PIECES
That’s it. You’ll start winning prizes more often.
Trust me.
- CFO Digimon Gang
McDonald’s $MCD Black Magic:
I’ve been getting these annoying Chance Card pieces of junk that lose most of the time.
They suck.
Last year I won so many breakfast sandwiches and fries, I had weeks supply of food. Now I’ve barely won one small fries order since the game started.
Lately I’ve been taking pictures of $CELH Celcius drinks around campus.
Happy to see people consuming their products all over campus.
Texas will become a Blue state. Here’s why:
Imagine you’re a fat and ugly guy who lives with your parents. You fap to lactating latina videos everyday after class because you are a virgin and see hot latinas at your local university that you can’t have.
A hot latina wearing extra revealing clothing outside your class hands you this flyer. Your desperate ass knows there will be tons of girls that don’t wear bras voting blue. You go to the voting booths at the university and end up waiting in line surrounded by beautiful women to vote. A few of them acknowledges you for voting. You feel good about yourself, go back home, and fap to latina videos.
Today I witnessed so many cucks in line voting blue with their hot and braless female friends. For every 15 women in line there is 1 male.
So why will Texas be blue down the road? So many men are unable to find a mate because of their political views. Also, feminism has ruined women. When push comes to shove, desperate men will cave in to these super hot retarded women.
We are doomed.
Good news for $SOFI, but come on.
It’s almost 2027.
Tokenizing tokens on a blockchain is so 2021.
🚨 $SOFI Launches the FIRST Interest-Bearing Tokenized Deposit From a U.S. National Bank!
SoFi just announced SoFi Earn (SOFIE), connecting traditional bank deposits with its growing blockchain ecosystem.
Here’s how it works:
💰 4.40% APY — Variable interest rate with no stated minimum balance.
🏦 FDIC Insurance — Eligible deposits insured up to applicable limits.
💵 1:1 Dollar Backing — Every SOFIE represents $1 deposited at SoFi Bank.
🔄 1:1 Conversion — Members can convert SOFIE into SoFiUSD.
🌐 24/7 Blockchain Access — After conversion, members can purchase crypto or transfer SoFiUSD to supported external wallets.
The rollout has already begun and will continue through November.
SoFi has now connected three important pieces of its digital asset ecosystem:
SOFIE: Earn interest while holding deposits at SoFi Bank.
SoFiUSD: Move money using blockchain infrastructure.
SoFi Crypto: Buy, sell, and hold digital assets.
Previously, SoFiUSD provided the blockchain payment and settlement layer.
Now SOFIE adds an interest-bearing deposit layer directly connected to that infrastructure.
This creates another potential source of bank deposits while encouraging greater usage of SoFiUSD and SoFi’s crypto platform.
Importantly, SOFIE is a bank deposit, NOT a stablecoin. FDIC coverage does not carry over when converted into SoFiUSD.
GM GM and Happy Thirsty Thursday, nerds.
Impressions are at all time lows.
Good thing my stock portfolios aren’t.
Have a wonderful day!
Photo taken at Edinburg, Texas. UTRGV
