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Mike Stewart

@TokenStew

• SA born and raised • TCU Grad • CPT in Army Reserves • T-shirt Afaficionado

 San Antonio/Fort Worth, TX
Joined May 2009
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemes13 Oct 2023
Every week…
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If I was middle school right now, I absolutely would of been suspended at least once for screaming “SCISSOR ME DADDY ASS” & scissoring my friends in the lunch room.
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Machine Head@MfnH8 Nov 2021
"BLOODSTONE & DIAMONDS" TURNS 7! Featuring contemporary live staples like the explosive "Now We Die", and "Game Over", the absolutely epic "Sail Into The Black", and "In Comes The Flood", plus softer moments like "Damage Inside" ⁠ Tell us your favorite tracks!
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😂😂😂😂 teapawt.net/Ffs_OMG/status/1340790…
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Men's Humor
@MensHumor19 Sep 2020
Brother.
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90s WWE
@90sWWE10 Mar 2020
The only correct way to wash your hands:
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Men's Humor
@MensHumor23 Jan 2020
Back the McFUCK up!
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemes5 Sep 2019
IT'S HERE PEOPLE
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Taurus@taurusismagic26 May 2019
If a #Taurus makes fun of you it means they'll protect you.
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Dean Straka
@DWStraka4927 Apr 2019
Neither Ben Banogu or L.J. Collier had more than 3 stars out of HS. Neither made a single start at the Power 5 level until at least junior year. Both TCU DEs are now top 50 NFL Draft picks. To quote a football coach: Those rankings are yours, not mine. #ProFrogs – at Fort Worth, TX
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Pack it up. @PatMcAfeeShow just won the NFL Draft. (via @thecheckdown)
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Someone call the cops
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemes6 Nov 2018
Who got theirs?!
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Vance McDonald sent him flying 💪😤 teapawt.net/BleacherReport/status/…
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This is just beautiful.
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Today is definitely not that day though 😂
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She was my first crush for sure
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Congrats, Dr. @LaurentDTardif! teapawt.net/laurentdtardif/status/…
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@LaurentDTardif29 May 2018
This is it! Today I become a doctor! It also marks the beginning of a great new adventure for all 2018 graduates of @mcgillu Faculty of Medicine. #LDTMD #graduation #passion #nfl #chiefs
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It's getting hotter and you need a way to keep your beverage of… instagram.com/p/Bihl4BonBNA/…
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Do you love Whataburger?! How would you like to win Whataburger for a year?!?… instagram.com/p/BiUsCKunEkT/…
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