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Comedian, author, songwriter, writer-producer of the documentary "Fat Head."

Joined May 2009
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🎵 My track "Corona Bed Wetters" was just accepted into Gaoding Design! @thatpitchmusic #tpcrew #syncmusic Video I made for the song during coronahysteria: youtu.be/6AhIejiiTdo?si=Y2yN…
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🎵 My track "Nama's Car" was just accepted into iSHEJI! @thatpitchmusic #tpcrew #syncmusic
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🎵 My track "Everybody's Got a Lawyer" was just accepted into 58pic! @thatpitchmusic #tpcrew #syncmusic Video I made for the song: youtu.be/FxyOoPo-TCU
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🎵 My track "Sensible Shoes" was just accepted into Agora! @thatpitchmusic #tpcrew #syncmusic Here's a video I made of the song. youtu.be/C6DR2EpNUzQhttps://…
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🎵 My track "Everybody's Got a Lawyer" was just accepted into 58pic! @thatpitchmusic #tpcrew #syncmusic
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Probably a method actress preparing for a role in a vampire movie.
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I had no idea young, pretty blondes are so prone to hearing loss.
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🎵 My track "The Experts Song" was just accepted into StoryCut! @thatpitchmusic #tpcrew #syncmusic
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I think the problem with the Cowboys is Zak's pre-snap call of "Here we go." They need to change it to "Here we go looby loo. Here were go looby light."
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I'm so old, I remember when NFL games were all played on Sunday afternoon except on Thanksgiving. Not complaining ... I like it better now.
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Time for this year's list of NFL players with great football names: Bryan Anger Andrew Armstrong Tyler Badie Cameron Ball Zeek Biggers Will Clapp Kamren Curl DeeJay Dallas Josh Downs Justin Fields Kenny Gainwell Romello Height Jalen Hurts Tucker Large Cooper Rush Jake Slaughter Ameer Speed Terence Steele Jordan Stout Dorian Strong Josh Sweat D'Andre Swift Geno Stone T.J. Tampa
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And the list of NFL players with names that don't sound much like football: Zay Flowers Matt Gay Jordan Love Drue Tranquill
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Tom Naughton retweeted
The NFL has released footage of the proper technique Chop Robinson should have used to hit Patrick Mahomes.
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I'm afraid they'll close the Starbucks that's across the street from my Starbucks.
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Bonus points if you get the reference.
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I think NFL announcers love saying “Skattebo.”
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She looks really good for a senior citizen.
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Replying to @Xfinity
@Xfinity Until recently I had two cable lines: one to the house that also had TV service, and another to an outbuilding that only had high-speed Internet. Since everything I watch now is on a streaming service, I canceled the TV service on the house line. The line to the second building then went dead. I went to an Xfinity store and was informed that no, Xfinity will no longer allow me to have two Internet lines going to my address, even if I’m paying for both of them. So this policy translates to “No, we will not allow you to give us more money.“ What genius came up with that policy? Someone with an MBA, perhaps?
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I’d love to go with fiber optic, but I live in the boonies and it’s not available here.
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So that explains all the doctors I’ve seen walking around with stunned looks on their faces.
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Probably the same owners as closets, closets, closets, closets.
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