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R.I.P. Liam Fletcher 💙 Up The Toffees 💙

Liverpool United Kingdom
Joined September 2010
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Football’s most mental headline ever?😭😭😭😭😭
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle star Amar Dedic at centre of major police operation after being spotted carrying BOW & ARROWS at beauty spot 🚔 SIX police cars involved in search for Bosnian 🏹 Two other NUFC players arrive in bizarre twist! ✍️ FULL STORY 👇 dailymail.com/sport/football…
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On this day 56 years ago, Everton defeated Borussia Mönchengladbach in the first-ever European Cup match decided by a penalty shoot-out. The historic moment marked the beginning of shoot-outs as the standard method for settling drawn knockout ties in major football competitions.
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N’Golo Kanté at 35 years old dominating Liverpool’s entire midfield by himself 😭😭
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A classic example of TV's disregard for matchgoers. Fleetwood-Everton moved to Thurs, meaning Forest-Everton is unexpectedly moved Sat to Sun. Even if TV is desperate for a Thurs game it could have been Palace-Sunderland with no extra disruption as they're already playing Sun.
The #CarabaoCup Quarter-Final schedule is confirmed! 🏆 🔗 efl.com/news/2026/november/0… #EFL
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His fit wife loves shagging him Really shown him there lad
Tarkowski has a cheek taking the piss out of anyone when this media exists
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Not since Pritchard from Dirty Sanchez was made believe he had entered his beloved Guinness Book of Records for taking 103 paintballs to his bare flesh has someone so thorough fooled.
Scandal erupts in Denmark over TV show that brutally pranked comedian for four months Danish comedian Rasmus Wallbridge believed he was working with his friend Martin Larsen on a film adaptation of their long-standing idea — a comedy in the style of Scary Movie. In reality, the film project was an elaborate setup by broadcaster TV 2: 149 people, including Larsen, played out a staged scenario in front of Rasmus while hidden cameras captured everything. The footage was turned into a six-part series called Everybody Loves Rasmus. The comedian only discovered the truth at the end of filming. He initially took the prank calmly and agreed to the show being broadcast. However, after the first episode aired on October 26, the programme triggered a wave of criticism. Viewers, comedians and TV presenters described what happened as bullying and psychological abuse. One presenter called it “psychological torture”. On October 31, Wallbridge said he was not ready to take part in the discussion and asked the broadcaster not to use such methods again. That same day, TV 2 removed the show from all platforms and apologised to the comedian. Denmark’s Culture Minister also weighed in on the scandal, describing the programme as a “tasteless psychological experiment” and accusing the broadcaster of violating its own ethical standards.
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‼️ ANNOUNCED: Deontay Wilder will fight Jai Opetaia in a heavyweight clash on the Tyson Fury vs Anthony Joshua card at Cardiff’s Principality Stadium 😤 #FuryJoshua | Dec 11th | Live only on Netflix 🥊
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Rotos de dolor, con un nudo en la garganta y sin poder creer que esto sea verdad, desde el CD Tenerife comunicamos el trágico fallecimiento, este martes, día 3 de noviembre de 2026, a las 8:00 horas, de Jesús de Miguel Alameda. No hay palabras de consuelo; no hay absolutamente nada que mitigue este sentimiento repleto de tristeza. Estamos junto a su desolada familia, junto a sus seres queridos, junto a todo el tinerfeñismo que hoy llora por este cruel desenlace. La familia de Jesús de Miguel agradece todas y cada una de las muestras de apoyo recibidas, e igualmente solicita, de corazón, máximo respeto a su privacidad, en estos terribles momentos. 🖤 DEP
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🎶 SUPER KIERNAN DEWSBURY-HALL!! 💙
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5 Good Newcastle Things: 1. Beating them lot twice in 5 days. Proper away performance that too. 2. KDH. Might be his best performance in an Everton shirt that. 3. The Pickford save. 4. Armstrong and Rohl. Not perfect but reckon they’re still running now. 5. Tarky. My captain.
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It’s good news, for the blues!
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Beating them twice in a few days is beautiful to see. Get in there Everton
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Very good half that, fairly comfortable. Unlucky not to be at least 2-0 up
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Should be 2 nil up
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As the creator of the petiton to make Tragedy Chanting and Death mocking at Football matches a criminal offence I am pleased to read this. It seems that both he and his parents are doing the right thing. But I also think we need to be mindful that this lad is a minor himself. Some of the comments on here calling for him to be physically assaulted are not acceptable. This is learnt behaviour, so maybe, instead of calling for him to be assaulted we see it as an opportunity to educate. I would encourage @CoventryCityFC to work with the @FA and the @premierleague to brush up on their promotion of the Passion not Poison campaign, to ensure that their fans know that this type of behaviour is not acceptable and that it goes against the ethos of their club, and to consider making a donation to the Bradley Lowery Foundation. Returning hate doesn't fix hate. Calling for a 14 year old to be beaten up wont correct his deeply offensive behaviour. We need to do better ourselves and model behaviour. Passion not Poison. I suspect this young chap will be banned from matches for a considerable length of time. Silly silly boy.
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I have been waiting patiently for it to get fixed since I know nothing in this modern world actually works. But I give up. THE ESPN APP SUCKS MOOSE COCK! I cannot get Sunday NFL Countdown on it. It takes three or four buttons before you reach anything even when it does work. IT SHOULD SHOW WHAT IS LIVE ON ESPN THE MINUTE YOU GO TO IT! Does that take a rocket science to figure it out? Fuck!
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The best UFC Halloween costume 😭🎃
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The Wet Bandits:
MacAllister is a PRICK
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Kane Hodder, who played Jason Voorhees in four 'FRIDAY THE 13TH' films, once refused to film a scene where Jason kicks a dog. Hodder insisted that Jason would never hurt an innocent animal, explaining: “Jason doesn't harm animals. He wants to get revenge on summer camp workers for letting him drown as a child.” He told director Rob Hedden that Jason might slaughter people, but he wouldn't hurt a dog. Having played Jason twice by then, Hodder felt he finally had “a little clout” to challenge the script and protect his understanding of the character.
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Heidi Klum’s Halloween makeup team may have spoiled some major character secrets for ‘The Batman 2’ 🦇 Among them: • Brian Tyree Henry is potentially Two-Face • Victor Zsasz appears to be in the film • Court Of Owls was referenced (via @TheBatmanSagaNW)
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