TomElwes

French Revolution where Zidane headbutts King Louis, then Celine Dione emerges from a giant croissant dressed as Marie Antoinette. Could have been better is all I'm saying #openingceremony

At this point if Putin wanted to take Biden out he would just have to email him one of those jump scare videos

Tory MPs at the moment #LabourParty

No one cares what you have been doing “latley”

The producers of this morning #philipschofield

Swearing allegiance to The King on coronation day #KingCharles

The Match of the Day producer #MOTDboycott

Birthdays at the moment #ufo #ChineseSpyBallon

How they really pick the next Prime Minister

Does anyone not have a mate who works for a PR firm/ news agency at the moment #theQueen

Im going to the Edinburgh fringe! (Please come and see me)

The news at the moment #heatwave

The CEO of @megabusuk is somewhere smiling #trainstrikes

The Queen is doing an amazing job trying to outlive Charles