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Tom Houseman

@TomHouseman

I watch too many movies. But also not enough movies.

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Joined March 2026
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This is the new Mike Leigh movie, right?
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I get so [emotionally fragile and vulnerable] off that [heavy dubstep in the middle of a big crowd]
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Then show up and tell him in person.
Mary Cosby’s Bread Purse (@spicykezzinnugg) profile pictureMary Cosby’s Bread Purse@spicykezzinnuggNov 5
“Call your senator and say you don’t want Chuck Schumer as majority leader” well unfortunately my senator IS Chuck Schumer
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The Wrestler (2008, dir. Darren Aronofsky)
ryan (@itsashotgunbaby) profile pictureryan@itsashotgunbabyNov 5
the stripper actually does love me. but i can't love her back. because of this dark path i've chosen...
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Hey, Slim, I just drank a half a can of Celsius, you dare me to drive?
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The Republicans lost because they violated Zeus' law. #bluewave #zeuslaw
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An underrated side effect of the blue wave is that it makes Kamala's 2024 candidacy look even worse in retrospect and it means she can't be considered a serious contender for 2028.
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All the Wrigleyville popup bars have to be Ramadan themed this year.
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That’s what James Talarico sounds like???
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My Lyft driver is playing the Limp Bizkit song Break Stuff. We are so back. #bluewave
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The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a smile.
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We’re watching Nosfetatu The Vampyre
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I hate straight Halloween, what do you mean you’re the third billboard outside Ebbing, Missouri?
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The panopticon is currently down for repairs… or is it?
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As they say in Spain, “I’m currently seated for La Bola Negra.” (Lots of people in Spain speak English)
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I drink so much Dr. Pepper but my doctor tells me I'm still not getting my recommended daily intake of pepper.
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I have a weird feeling that DUN3 is going to miss out on Best Picture. It might get its thunder stolen by the blockbuster combo of The Odyssey and Project Hail Mary.
Matt Neglia (@NextBestPicture) profile pictureMatt Neglia
@NextBestPictureOct 28
The Next Best Picture team currently has #DunePartThree predicted to receive the following Oscar nominations predictions.nextbestpicture.… Best Picture Cinematography Costume Design Film Editing Makeup & Hairstyling Production Design Original Score Sound Visual Effects
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I just got the best beard trim of my life from a 23-year-old with a mullet.
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Ken Russell’s Def Comedy Jam
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I say that I’m “fluent in sarcasm” because when I say something sarcastic I say it in English (a language I am fluent in).
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