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ex EU rebirth quads record holder.

Grimsby, England
Joined February 2013
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Licked his star fish within moments of meeting him, but whilst she was sucking him off, he grabbed her tits and she’s objected to that? 😂😂😂😂. Fuck off, worlds gone mad
These are the details of Russell Brand's rape conviction: - Brand met a fan at one of his gigs in 2009 and invited her backstage - She had a consensual threesome with him - "used her tongue on his anus" "within moments" of meeting him - Days later Brand invited her to his house for sex, she agrees - The Times attacks Brand in 2022 for joining Rumble and becoming a right wing "conspiracy theorist" - The Times and Channel 4 colaborate for a big documentary expose in 2023 - Times says it had the allegations since 2019 but waited until his political shift to release them for some reason - Complainants for his criminal case all come forward after the doc drops, some contacted and encouraged by journalists - Jury concludes the woman 17 years ago consented to everything except anal sex, at which point she was raped - Rape charge is bundled with other sexual assault charges, including him grabbing a woman's breasts (which jury concluded was forced) who then gave him oral sex (which jury found was not forced) Brand now faces anything from 8 to 15 years in jail.
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Had a line and am on high alert, sat in my gaff like a meerkat, could hear my neighbour butter a slice of toast right now.
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Replying to @RacksSewell
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April 7 2026: Wrexham AFC 1-5 Southampton May 7 2026: Southampton get caught spying on Middlesbrough September 19 2026: Wrexham AFC 2-1 Southampton Makes you think… 😉 🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC
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Notice how they're both fat faggots
2 men argue over who bought the first iPhone 18 🤦‍♂️
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Had a dream last night that I beat up Kirk from Coronation Street, just absolutely leathered the poor cunt, felt absolutely awful about it all day
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Insane tweet. 😂
When you finish downloading GTA VI and you hear someone in Asia just ate a bat again
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RIP Dolly Parton Kolo Kolo Kolo Kolo Kolo Kolo Kolo Toure Yaya Yaya Yaya Yaya Yaya Yaya Yaya Toure Kolo Kolo Kolo
RIP Dolly Parton YNWA
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RIP Dolly Parton
RIP Dolly Parton YNWA
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RIP Dolly Parton MAULED BY THE TIGERS YOU’RE GETTING MAULED BY THE TIGERS
RIP Dolly Parton YNWA
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Replying to @ManUtd
I AM A BALEBA
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if the Newcastle squad was a pizza
🚨🔴⚪️ BREAKING: Bruno Guimarães to Arsenal, HERE WE GO! 🇧🇷 Agreement in place with Newcastle after long talks and personal terms in place with Bruno since July. Fee worth £75m. New midfielder for Mikel Arteta. 🔜
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Iconic.
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My god coppers don’t get everything right but this is actually refreshing to see them back their officers and call out the wet flannels… 👏👏👏
“Apprehending violent and dangerous criminals is a full contact and messy task which may appear shocking to observers with little experience of policing in the real world.” Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley writes to Zack Polanski.
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The community note 😭
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Dana White on the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner: “They were screaming get down. I didn’t get down. It was f*cking awesome.”
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Imagine opening your front door and seeing shit like that outside your house… The poor dog crapped himself just seeing it!
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The commentator’s a bit over dramatic. 🤣 “Send the dirty git off. That was diabolical” And yes, it is a red card. There’s no defending Williams for his stupidity.
Why's he done that then? 😂 #GTFC
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