Tom J Patrick retweeted
Licked his star fish within moments of meeting him, but whilst she was sucking him off, he grabbed her tits and she’s objected to that? 😂😂😂😂. Fuck off, worlds gone mad
These are the details of Russell Brand's rape conviction:
- Brand met a fan at one of his gigs in 2009 and invited her backstage
- She had a consensual threesome with him - "used her tongue on his anus" "within moments" of meeting him
- Days later Brand invited her to his house for sex, she agrees
- The Times attacks Brand in 2022 for joining Rumble and becoming a right wing "conspiracy theorist"
- The Times and Channel 4 colaborate for a big documentary expose in 2023
- Times says it had the allegations since 2019 but waited until his political shift to release them for some reason
- Complainants for his criminal case all come forward after the doc drops, some contacted and encouraged by journalists
- Jury concludes the woman 17 years ago consented to everything except anal sex, at which point she was raped
- Rape charge is bundled with other sexual assault charges, including him grabbing a woman's breasts (which jury concluded was forced) who then gave him oral sex (which jury found was not forced)
Brand now faces anything from 8 to 15 years in jail.
Tom J Patrick retweeted
Had a line and am on high alert, sat in my gaff like a meerkat, could hear my neighbour butter a slice of toast right now.
Tom J Patrick retweeted
April 7 2026: Wrexham AFC 1-5 Southampton
May 7 2026: Southampton get caught spying on Middlesbrough
September 19 2026: Wrexham AFC 2-1 Southampton
Makes you think… 😉
🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC
Tom J Patrick retweeted
Had a dream last night that I beat up Kirk from Coronation Street, just absolutely leathered the poor cunt, felt absolutely awful about it all day
Tom J Patrick retweeted
RIP Dolly Parton Kolo Kolo Kolo Kolo Kolo Kolo Kolo Toure Yaya Yaya Yaya Yaya Yaya Yaya Yaya Toure Kolo Kolo Kolo
My god coppers don’t get everything right but this is actually refreshing to see them back their officers and call out the wet flannels… 👏👏👏
Tom J Patrick retweeted
Dana White on the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner:
“They were screaming get down. I didn’t get down. It was f*cking awesome.”
Imagine opening your front door and seeing shit like that outside your house…
The poor dog crapped himself just seeing it!






































