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Southcoast sweetheart Sensible centrist

Bournemouth
Joined January 2012
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Tom Quante retweeted
Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
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Why does the start of @BBCMOTD feel like a funeral?
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58. Adam Johnson is stripped and ready to join the action.
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No offence, Kev but they look more tragic than Tottenham’s season
Omfg … these are the bollocks. Get involved. If these aren’t a part of your Boxing Day grazing table, you’re doing it wrong. 10/10 these, 13 mins in the air fryer in their own tray. Deeeeefuckinglicious 👌
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Green Party just lost a load of votes revealing themselves as whacked out lefties. Terrible move
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Closeted Pete only wants warriors to DM him on Grindr
No fatties. No trannies. No beardos. No weirdoes. No wimps. No radicals — JUST WARRIORS.
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Tom Quante retweeted
This sounds like a grindr bio
No fatties. No trannies. No beardos. No weirdoes. No wimps. No radicals — JUST WARRIORS.
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Tom Quante retweeted
AEW produced this amazing, beautiful tribute package for the one and only PAC to end Dynamite. Featuring his friends, family and close ones. Ben’s journey in the wrestling world for over 20 years. THIS JUST BROKE ME, MAN. HE'S OUR BASTARD, FOREVER. ❤️
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Tom Quante retweeted
Me interesa contratarlos para un niño de 408 meses
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The RNLI mission statement is simply to "exist to save lives at sea". If you’re someone who is blaming them for any of your political views then I hope you can swim…..
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If you're harassing the RNLI or teenage cricketers you're a cunt.
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Tom Quante retweeted
Mourinho on Arsenal fans' chants: 'Boring is 10 years without winning a Premier League title. That is boring.' #CFC
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Check out this behind-the-scenes look at the performance of "Title Theme" from Mario Kart World, straight from the recording studio! 🎶 Listen now on #NintendoMusic: ninten.do/6016aOI7C
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Tom Quante retweeted
Penultimate is my second favorite word.
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The Sims (2000)
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Tom Quante retweeted
Always worth knowing when bin day is.
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Tom Quante retweeted
Elon Musk once jokingly offered to end World Hunger, asking how much it would cost as if it would be some incalculable number. When the UN replied saying 6.6 Billion would be enough to immediately end Famine for the year he never responded, and a few months later bought Twitter for 44 Billion. You struggle and suffer because people like him are allowed to exist, not because your neighbor is an immigrant.
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Best thing about watching this #openingceremony is knowing that Roy Keane is also sat in studio forced to watch it, miserable as hell
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Tom Quante retweeted
Me pretending to look for my wallet until someone says 'I'll pay'
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Tom Quante retweeted
Paddy Power are the king of adverts and I won’t be told any different
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