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Joined November 2011
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Is there a rehab but from crisps?
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A bird just shat on my phone whilst I was holding it…..Happy Valentine’s Day
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Look. I don’t want to be that guy but this doesn’t work. Groundhog Day isn’t a film where a man experiences the same thing every two hours for a day. He experiences a regular day repeatedly everyday. For this to work they’d have to schedule a regular day repeatedly over many days
Yep, Sky Cinema Movies have done it again.
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I get the frustration but booing a protest that interrupts a musical about a very real revolution is just gorgeously ironic
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My Goalie. My Club. A remarkable piece of writing theplayerstribune.com/posts/…
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Cricket. Bloody hell
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Thoughts on MI: Dead Reckoning P1 1. Comfortably one of the greatest action films ever made & one of the most enjoyable few hours in a cinema I can remember 2. There will never be anyone else quite like Tom Cruise 3. Once you see Hayley Atwell’s nostrils you can never unsee them
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BT Sport this evening has been an absolute master class of dog shit broadcasting. Truly horrible
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Meanwhile, some people would like their emails replied to……
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Just remembered Lady Sovereign…
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“I remember as a child, food was expensive then as well so we just ate own shit and it was sort of acceptable”
"I remember as a child in South Wales swimming in sewage" Conservative MP @DamianGreen says water pollution from sewage dumping has always been an issue, but it used to be perceived as more acceptable #Peston
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Erling Haaland looks like what would happen if you deflated Brock Lesnar
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House Tyrell being repped at the Corry
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As I imagine I will be when the real apocalypse comes, I was on the loo for the emergency alert
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I watched something the other day that didn’t have Paul Mescal in. I hope he’s not ill.
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Winding down for Christmas now really
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“So Matt Le Tissier, thanks for standing in on such short notice, thoughts on a good point for Everton there?” “Bill Gates eats children”
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After listening to a recent Handbrake Off Pod, I now have the absolute banger Weekender by Flowered Up on repeat. Thanks @amylawrence71 👍
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I will never have the patience to watch a short YouTube video simply explaining the solution to the problem I’m trying to solve.
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Had the joy of seeing Jobsworth at @VAULTFestival yesterday. A blisteringly brilliant performance by @LibbyRodliffe matched with the walloping talents of @IsleyLynn . Can’t wait to see what life the piece finds in the future!
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