29 year old guy just searching for that breakout tweet

Joined April 2009
What’s the deal with the duration of the match needing to be powered by Rolex? I could achieve the same thing with a $2 stopwatch #AO2024
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Nooooo no nooo Two weeks of bliss and it’s all come crashing down. #awfulhuman
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Life comes at you fast Nicky #timetomoveon
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I feel like whenever England do anything remotely good, everyone attributes it to ‘Bazball’. A lot like how every time there was a terrorist attack ISIS used to always claim it as their own. #analogy #oneofmythoughts #anotherthomasmackoriginal #Ashes
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This is game changing service. I’ve previously owned horses with other trainers that I didn’t even know were nominated until I checked the form guide! Modern owners are crying out for better access and total transparency. Hopefully the industry follows the lead of Will & team!
What are owners are now receiving after every race their horse starts in. This along with our race previews and speed maps is our way of educating and informing our owners as much as possible. Get in contact to #experiencethethrill @aaronbainracing @RacingSA
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 A former player who once glassed his girlfriend and assaulted police officers has labelled a current player "weak" for speaking out against an incident on field that concussed his teammate 👀 MORE >>>
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I’m not entirely sure who these ‘mcvantasy and weebs’ guys are, but five straight winning weeks doesn’t just happen. Consider me officially bought in.
FIFTH consecutive winning week for McVantasy and Weebs as we land the 2/3 once again! Cats -12.5 ✅ Blues +3.5 ❌ Bombers +15.5 ✅ Short turnaround with Round 7 just two days away, any early plays will be out tomorrow!
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BACK DOOR COVER FOUR STRAIGHT WINNING WEEKS ONE QUESTION - YOU LIKE THAT!?!
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McVantasy and Weebs go 💥BANG💥 in Round 3 with a clean 3/3 sweep! Collingwood -9.5 ✅ Adelaide +17.5 ✅ Gold Coast +18.5 ✅ We’re only just getting started in season 2023 and there are PLENTY more winners to come! Don’t miss a pick, hit Follow and get your notifications ON!🔥
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Tom Mack retweeted
Leo Messi. The living legend just secured his legacy. 1,003 games. 793 goals. 7 Ballon d’Or wins. 1 World Cup. Messi just completed the set. If you’re still debating who TBE is, it’s time to rest your case. He is him. Game over.
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People who order hot chips from cafes pre-10am truly are sick in the head.
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Day 2 is better than day 1. But don’t even get me started on day 3
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the linen is on and so am i!
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Hobbies include walking into chemist warehouse and asking the staff if they stock panadol
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Seriously moving stuff, enormous effort from Kane #9MyRoomTelethon
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this broadcast of queen elizabeth’s funeral is brought to you by MANSCAPED™️
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RIP queen elizabeth you would have loved fireball fridays with kane & kingy 💔
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No thyme at multiple Coles stores across melbourne. Staff couldn’t care less.
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