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its like you people do not have a real grasp of how much this half dead withering bastard fucked us over. anybody just about making a case for him should ideally be murked on the spot. feels like mass psychosis that there’s people who still want him. fuel was 197 naira in october 2022. bag of rice was 25k. ts so fucked up.
This is clearly a fake story.
How can he still be in 200lvl and carry over a 200l 2nd semester course? You’re not real 😂😂
My nephew is barely 19-year-old, 200-level Computer Science student at LAUTECH. I have never fell short to send him his monthly allowance of ₦100,000 for upkeep. But, on this day last two months, I got a call from my aunt informing me that he was in EFCC custody over a case of online fraud.
When we arrived, they listed all the items they had impounded from him, ranging from a Mercedes-Benz CLA and a Lexus RX 350 SUV to a MacBook M5, an Alienware 18, an iPhone 13, an iPhone 16, and even a bungalow hostel building he had acquired which myself and Aunty never know about.
He only comes home once in a session, and stay at maximum of three days, he never posted any pictures owning a car or these gadgets on his socials except the iPhone 12 I got for him when he gained admission two years ago.
We secured his bail, and I persuaded my aunt to let us verify his academic records. We went straight to the school's examination and records office, and, to our surprise, the transcript he had been sending to my aunt was valid. We verified it through the school's ICT room, and he still maintained a CGPA of 4.48, though with a carryover in CSC 206 (Numerical Analysis) which we never know about.
Amidst all this, what shocks me most academically is how he has managed to combine this criminal vices with his studies and still maintain a relatively impressive academic record.
The way this person looked back on his bike just now, I know it’s to confirm if I’m a man or a woman lmao 😂
There’s someone with their fingers on their horn at this time of the night. Are we okay in this community?
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i will never understand people who get happy about surprise visits. if you show up at my place as a surprise, you ruin my day.
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um you guys, i know we’re all playing games now, but you can start collecting your PVC by october 9
The amount of hair im loosing trying to get the hair out so I can be able to sleep is just painful. Haven’t had a good night rest in 2 days. O ga ju 😔💔
After weeks of burial prep and burial ceremonies, everyone has left, the house is now so quiet and 🙂
Na only me and my behavior remain now lol
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I just saw someone say a tailor collected 15k to make a beaded lace with a beaded upper part and omoooo, my head can't stop calculating how much the tailor took home after many hours of working.
With zero fault on the customer's side of course, she paid what she was asked.
My mum’s sister is visiting with us rn, and she’s like a spitting image of my mum. And, 🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️
God abeg 😂