Tony Hall

Has anyone in NBH got any paracetamol? What a fucking day.

Really enjoyed this little photo shoot, you can't see but I was being noshed off by Sophie Raworth :P

However, I did manage a compromise; Noel's House Party is back before Easter. Can't. Bloody. Wait. (I'm gonna be Mr Blobby!)

Not that happy with my new senior BBC team. My suggestion for Vanessa Feltz, Angela Rippon and Dave Benson Phillips didn't go down well! LOL

Getting that Friday feeling. Just buzzed Fiona Bruce, she's on her way up. We're gonna have a little jig & share a packet Space Invaders :)

Settling into my first morning on the job, Entwistle's laptop has been handed over. Bit of an odd desktop background :S

Oh FFS, 50 minutes gone and not a single bloody question about me?! Deborah Meaden needs to stop looking so bloody smug too. #bbcqt

Just e-mailed the editor of tonight's Question Time; "Why wasn't the first question about me? My office, first thing."

Sat at home with the TV Times & a big red pen crossing off the shite that's going. Songs of Praise & Doctors, I'd be worried if I were you.

Being advised to make my way up to Salford tomorrow. LOL!? You can naff off if you think I'm going t'up there!

Huw Edwards just wished me good luck and then tried to kiss me? :S

Just on a tour of New Broadcasting House with Patten, keep an eye on BBC News Channel in 5 minutes, gonna run across in the background LMAO!

Got to look strong at the press conference later. Thinking of taking a crying Savile victim in with me to hug during questions.

2 hours in and Bruce Forsyth's just left my office in tears LOL! (He's a gonna.) Trust me people, I've got this under control. #smallsteps

E-mail from David Cameron: "Congrats Tony, can you bring back Tomorrow's World please?" BEST BLOODY IDEA HE'S EVER HAD. PETER SNOW- CALL ME.

Just rang the Newsnight team and laughed hysterically down the phone for about 3 minutes and then hung up. Have this shit fixed in no time.

Text from John Humphrys: "Congrats Tony, fancy an interview this Saturday?" LOL!? MUST BE BLOODY JOKIN MATE. #notthatstupid

15 minutes in and I think I'm getting the hang of it - Live & Kicking is back before christmas and Fearne Cotton's contract isn't renewed :)

Text message from Entwistle: "Good luck Tony, see if you can get out by Christmas."

Just hired one of the cheeky girls as my PA. LOL.