Hacked (@JohnsonGotTools). 09' Twitter Vet. Unc and big bro shit, no hoe shit, cuz I know shit. Cute fat bih w/ pape stan account. Portal Technology Advocate

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We're living in an economy where a guy with a master's degree is delivering groceries to a 22-year-old who made $4 million filming himself screaming at video games. And we're still telling kids to study hard.
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USA fumbled millennials real bad. We were so ready be productive citizens. We were told that in order to have a beautiful life, all we needed to do was say no to drugs, get an education, get a good job, get married, buy a house, have children, & live happily ever after. But noooo
Soon as we got grown, whole world broke as fuck. Ain’t nobody optimistic about it either.
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I’m learning that not every beautiful moment needs an audience. some blessings bloom better when nobody knows they exist ♡
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Say Hello. Easy.
4 songs produced by DJ Toomp. Which one is the best? 🤔 @hop_high
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Y’all make pussy too accessible for these niggas who ain’t on shit
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WHATEVER MONEY I SPEND COMES BACK TO ME 1000000X 😋
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people who really thrive are the ones who know when to be the main character, and when to play the background. time and place.
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If You have me over for a mid ass threesome ima cuss both yall asses out.
Good dick don't get threesomes🤷🏽‍♀️
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Lmao they in a full blown throuple!!! I love it 🙌🏽 hell yeah ladies, I hope yall sucking the skin off pastor dick every night. I know them back shots sound like Vietnam with they thick ass 😮‍💨
This is your pastor’s wife. Your First Lady. The woman you call “Mum.” 😃😃 When you see your pastor’s wife posing for pictures with another woman in unpleasant manner, what runs through your mind when you discover that the woman is now your pastor’s second wife? The pictures she has taken are with the second wife, who happens to be her best friend. She proudly stood on the pulpit and introduced her! Your pastor is very proud of this arrangement, and his wife says she heard God and that it is God’s will for him to marry another wife. But the Bible says in 1 Timothy 3:2 (NKJV): “A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife…” And you, as a church member, celebrate your pastor and shout, “Kingdom marriages!” 😭 And I am even thinking about the members of that church. They lack discernment. God help us! God save us from those who use His name to justify their own desires and mislead His people. This is not just about the church in America. It is about the Body of Christ. Let us return to the Word of God. Let us test every spirit and every teaching against Scripture. Let us keep praying for the Church of Jesus Christ. 🙏🏽
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X will never be Twitter.
Instagram will never be 𝕏. Snapchat will never be 𝕏. Facebook will never be 𝕏. Bluesky will never be 𝕏. TikTok will never be 𝕏.
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Chinese animators out here doing the lord's work
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Hell naw because I know how to Dj my own party 💯
Yall ever been so horny you were willing to have sex with someone ugly
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Soon as we got grown, whole world broke as fuck. Ain’t nobody optimistic about it either.
Why Millennials (1981-1996) are all burnt out in 2026
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Whataburger should only serve breakfast thats it Everything else is trash
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This has to be one of the best jokes on transgenderism I’ve ever heard. At the same time, the logic adds up 😂
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I be damn, I was supposed to wake up to some head this morning.
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Men have gained essentially no jobs since Trump took office. Since December 2024, the US has added about 760,000 jobs, and nearly all of them went to women, per government payroll data
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Listen we all need to detox every once in a while but when yall say things like " Day 11 Sober/ No Alcohol " I judge cus how much are you drinking that 11 days without a drink is celebratory 🧐😩
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Calling these fat nxggas 'fat'. I love that the girls are doing it now 🔥
random man at American Deli was tryna get my number & the next question outta his mouth was “you ever thought about getting your body done? I can do that for you.” I said “have you?” & we both just stared and went out separate ways. mind you, he big as a fucking house.
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This nigga really got 3 families he can bounce between and play house with
Nevaeh started BLUSHING and getting EMBARRASSED when Blueface leaked that they had s*x last night 😂
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