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Tohyeeb

@Tooyib

Muslim. Chelsea fan since 2000. GSW. Soft spot for Real Madrid. Seminoles. RTs aren't endorsements.

 Pennsylvania, USA
Joined August 2009
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Democrats will have a 56-seat majority in the US Senate. We need to use it. Pass Medicare for All.
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This might sound crazy, but when I go to Costco I'm paying exactly zero attention to other shoppers' conversations with each other
James Fishback (@jamesfishback) profile pictureJames Fishback
@jamesfishbackNov 7
It’s not racist to want to go to Costco and hear only English.
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Lol. You’re more likely to get a free haircut from your barber if he knows you’re getting married than get a markup in price. Smh.
Olaromola🇳🇬 (@abike1999) profile pictureOlaromola🇳🇬@abike1999Nov 5
If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
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Yoghurt (@TheChelseaTalk) profile picture
Yoghurt@TheChelseaTalkNov 1
He arguably has the worst team in the league by far, anything over 19th is a miracle
BALOGUN DODONDAWA (@1i_riz) profile pictureBALOGUN DODONDAWA
@1i_rizOct 31
3 wins in the last 5 prem games Coach ⚽️
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JBT (@UtdJBT) profile picture
JBT
@UtdJBTNov 1
When we play City in the Championship next year remember that we earned our place They had to cheat to get there
Kalshi Sports (@KalshiSports) profile pictureKalshi Sports
@KalshiSportsOct 31
WILD: Manchester United now has a 20% chance of relegation, via Kalshi. Can United turn their season around?
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Image from Kalshi Sports (@KalshiSports)
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GABOS (@FastLane_Zay) profile picture
GABOS@FastLane_ZayNov 1
If he beating the bitch he love imagine what he'll do to a nigga he don't know
FLEA 🇭🇹 (@babyibeenajoint) profile pictureFLEA 🇭🇹@babyibeenajointOct 31
Be real if a nigga beating a bitch ass in public are you going to intervene ?
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Lmao. Abi someone recognized you and now you are trying to do damage control.
SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬 (@n6oflife6) profile pictureSizZzle. 😎🇳🇬
@n6oflife6Nov 2
I am in the Craziest Underground Gay and Trane Party in Lagos. I just saw a Bunch of Babes that were 6 feet Tall. As they started talking I realized they were all guys. Tonight has taught me that no be every Invitation they give you in this Lagos that you attend. Bcos wtf 😬😫
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kelvin (@Kelvinparis6) profile picture
kelvin@Kelvinparis6Nov 1
Guess who’s the coach of Monaco? 😂
EuroFoot (@eurofootcom) profile pictureEuroFoot
@eurofootcomNov 1
🚨🔵⚪️ Paris FC are 4th in the French league after beating Monaco 3-1! ✅ What a job Liam Rosenior is doing. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👏
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Image from EuroFoot (@eurofootcom)
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🤣🤣@Cristiano has scored 327 goals since leaving Madrid… Ten Hag scored 15 in his entire career and was never good enough to get picked for his country. This is like Ronaldo being fat-shamed by a hippopotamus.
ESPN NL (@ESPNnl) profile pictureESPN NL
@ESPNnlNov 1
Erik ten Hag snoeihard over Cristiano Ronaldo👀 "Hij levert al 7 of 8 jaar niet meer. Vanaf Juventus was het klaar." 🔗 espn.nl/voetbal/artikel/_/id…
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Yep it was them😂😂
BISHOP⚔️ (@Opeolu_waa) profile pictureBISHOP⚔️
@Opeolu_waaOct 27
Wait, was it not Fleetwood squad that was happy when they got Arsenal the day they did the EFL draws?
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella (@stockbella) profile pictureBella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Rola
@kofoworola__aOct 23
Only Chelsea and United fans know how to take banter on this app like proper football fans. But you see Arsenal and Barcelona, one of them will be forming victim while the other will be telling you to bring out your cgpa 😂
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There should be an app where you upload your bills and bored billionaires swipe right to pay them.
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Because we were here BEFORE Elon and we'll be here AFTER him too.
Bella (@stockbella) profile pictureBella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Why does your gender ALWAYS need help??
Nicky💕 (@jas_d_barbie) profile pictureNicky💕
@jas_d_barbieOct 22
Why can’t men just help women without expecting anything romantic or sexual in return?
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🚨🗣️ Kylian Mbappe: “Diomande? — he jokingly tells me how much he wants to play like Ronaldo and I tell him I expect at least three goals each match day, today he didn’t meet his target again.” Laughs
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Wasn’t this the same thing Ruben Amorim said but you and your buddies ganged up against him!
Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) profile pictureRio Ferdinand
@rioferdy5Oct 21
“Whatever system you play… If you don’t run, don’t run forward or don’t run back you’re not going to win”
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🚨 France Football didnt disclose the Ballon Dor of All Time as a "non official trophy" when they posted the voting However, AFTER 5 DAYS, they decided to call it a "non official trophy" when the results didn't go as expected 💔
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God decided to make a 6’4 super gorgeous hyper athletic psychopath with a high motor and likable personality. Then put her in Atlanta.
Hoop Central (@TheHoopCentral) profile pictureHoop Central
@TheHoopCentralOct 22
“SHE CANT FU*K WITH ME.” — Angel Reese.
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YOM🗣️ (@ThaBoyYom) profile picture
YOM🗣️
@ThaBoyYomOct 21
‘The world would be safer without Men’
A. Ayofe (@abdullahayofel) profile pictureA. Ayofe
@abdullahayofelOct 20
“they pay us ₦250,000 for every child we kidnap… we deliver the children, collect our money, and move to the next victim!” — Abuja female child trafficking suspect confesses.👇🔥👀
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