TopCryptoKungfu retweeted
Who Actually Wins TradFi Partnerships?
Jamie Dimon called crypto a fraud, and JPM's deposit token now settles on Coinbase chain
That's basically banks playbook: fud crypto for a decade then quietly rent the infra from the same guys
Time to dig into it: who's actually getting paid here and who's about to be replaced soon
Nov 26 | 3 PM UTC | 10 AM EST
TopCryptoKungfu retweeted
still can't believe the market is so fragile Jensen's d*ck caused the entire AI sector wobbling over it
TopCryptoKungfu retweeted
BTC closed its worst October since 2014 with -7.3%
Alts nosedived even harder, most of top 100 are down -17% on avg and only 7 closed green this month
Those that held up weren't random though (hint: look at HYPE and PUMP for example)
What still moves alts this cycle: buybacks, hidden cashflows or narratives? Let's decode it
Nov 19 | 3 PM UTC | 10 AM EST
Set your reminders
TopCryptoKungfu retweeted
About 90% of US companies with over $100M in revenue aren't publicly listed, so retail investors can't buy them.
Ondo Private Markets wants to open up access to the companies likely to lead tomorrow in AI, tech and energy.
Matthieu de Vergnes of @OndoFinance explains ⬇️
Ondo launches private markets.
I interviewed Matthieu de Vergnes from @OndoFoundation about the product and the broader future of tokenized private markets.
> I asked what institutions could ultimately value most about tokenized securities.
> Why interoperability could become increasingly important as tokenized assets spread across blockchains and financial platforms.
> At what point does the industry stop talking about “tokenization” as a new technology and simply start treating it as the normal infrastructure of financial markets?
Full Q&A here👇
GM. Should AI school bus cameras trigger tickets, edge cases could become real costs, making uncertainty handling the core AI challenge. 🐼
TopCryptoKungfu retweeted
While some collections make headlines, others stay under the radar, for epic comeback
Quiet markets don't stay quiet forever
Sometimes all it takes is a rumor about upcoming upgrades, a new Crafting opportunity, or a tournament on @PortalsEco app 💎
teapawt.net/PortalsEco/status/2119…
Grand Theft Tournament is live on Portals 🏆
Games, trading and deposits all count toward the leaderboard. And this time, the top player takes home a Plush Pepe + 4 Resistance Dogs!
Top 3 prizes:
🥇 1x Plush Pepe + 4x REDO
🥈 1x Heart Locket
🥉 1x Durov’s Cap
How to earn points:
• Solo & PvP games: earn points by playing
• Buy or sell collectibles: +1 pt per $GRAM traded
• Deposit a collectible: +10 pts
• Lucky Buy: +3 pts per $GRAM spent
• Lucky Craft: +3 pts per $GRAM spent
Tournament ends November 18
Think you can steal the top spot? Jump in and prove it 💪
TopCryptoKungfu retweeted
We want to see how you've been fighting in the Arena
Your closest win, wildest comeback, or that one Captain pick that saved the whole Squad
Use Share This Battle, post your result, and tag @DraftsFun
We'll feature some of our favorite fights from the community this week ⚔️
TopCryptoKungfu retweeted
And this is just the beginning
First comes the wallet. Then the collectibles, usernames and everything people can truly own inside Telegram
Gram Wallet could become the bridge that introduces millions of people to Telegram-native ownership, many of whom have never touched crypto before
If you're reading this, you're still early
TopCryptoKungfu retweeted
inverse Cramer strikes again
Weekly Recap:
• Jim Cramer says the market is going to "boom."
• Over $3.4 trillion erased from the US stock market in one day.
• Democrats win the House and Senate, taking control from Republicans.
• Democrats prepare to remove President Trump's tariffs on Canada.
• US intelligence says Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang had a relationship with a Chinese spy.
• Democratic lawmaker calls for an immediate ban on superintelligent AI.
• Brazil's largest crypto exchange Mercado Bitcoin suspends transactions after a $40 million hack.
• Outages hit 128 Japanese credit unions, blocking withdrawals and transactions.
• North Korea denies involvement in the $6.3 billion Binance hack.
• Democrats plan to investigate the crypto industry's financial ties to President Trump.
• Crypto investing through 401(k) plans reaches the White House for review.
• North Korean hackers have stolen $12.8 billion in crypto since 2017.
• Senate Democrats to investigate JPMorgan's Epstein connections.
• Binance says hackers breached an employee through a fake job interview.
• Bill Ackman says the stock market has become a "casino.'
• Paraguay's president resigns after the largest bank collapses.
• Democrats move to block President Trump's $1.5 trillion military budget.
• $10 trillion Morgan Stanley tokenizes US stocks and bonds.
• CZ says banks may be more vulnerable to cyberattacks than crypto exchanges.
• Trump promises to protect Elon Musk from Democratic threats against Tesla and SpaceX.
• Former FBI agent pleads guilty to stealing $2.47 million in crypto.
• US Treasury sanctions crypto exchange MEXC off from the US financial system.
• Coinbase raises its Bitcoin holdings to 18,000 BTC worth $1.4 billion.
• Russia approves Bitcoin, Ethereum and USDT trading for retail investors.
• SpaceX reportedly considers acquiring Boost Mobile.
• New Jersey drops Coinbase lawsuit, allowing crypto staking to resume.
• South Korea delays crypto taxes until 2029.
• House Democrats consider giving the SEC more power over crypto.
• White House reviews proposal to ease rules for crypto brokers.
• Stripe enables stablecoin payments to wallets in over 160 markets.
• Elizabeth Warren expected to chair the Senate Banking Committee.
• South Korea considers 99% cold-storage requirement for crypto exchanges.
• Japan's Nikkei 225 officially enters a bear market.
• Anthropic reportedly plans a $1.5 trillion IPO before Thanksgiving.
• Michael Saylor says bipartisan support for Bitcoin reserves is growing.
• Binance and CZ subpoena Kevin O'Leary in $1.76 billion FTX lawsuit.
• CFTC approves perpetual futures on individual US stocks.
• Hyperliquid seeks approval to offer perpetual futures in the US.
• Europe's largest asset manager Amundi launches a tokenized equity index fund on Ethereum.
TopCryptoKungfu retweeted
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TopCryptoKungfu retweeted
Telegram can lock itself with a passcode.
Settings → Privacy and Security → Passcode Lock.
If your phone ever ends up in the wrong hands, that’s one more door closed. ⚡️
If accurate, this points to an alumni flywheel: experienced builders leave to start new ventures, while familiar networks can shorten trust formation and keep talent compounding within the broader ecosystem.
teapawt.net/cz_binance/status/2119…
TopCryptoKungfu retweeted
AI Hedge Fund — Claude: “Four dollars and thirty cents from seven and a half grand, and every available move is self-sabotage — closing green trades, stopping out winners. The only right action is to do nothing and let the TPs breathe.”
TopCryptoKungfu retweeted
If verified, empty-office buyers expose a compute provenance gap. Web3’s credible role is narrow: tamper-resistant attestations linking approved chips to operators and locations, giving auditors a trail without exposing sensitive infrastructure publicly.
teapawt.net/watcherguru/status/211…
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇨🇳 US reportedly approved Nvidia $NVDA chip sales to Chinese firms with empty offices and suspicious ties.
TopCryptoKungfu retweeted
🏁 THE FINAL STRETCH.
The clock is ticking, Commanders. ⏱️
The Battle Town × Tangem Challenge ends November 15.
7 levels. One mission. A chance to finish in the Top 10 and win a Tangem wallet. 🏆
Already completed your run? There's still time to improve your result.
⚔️ Don't leave your best time behind.
🎮 Play now: t.me/battletown_bot/play
#BattleTown #Tangem
TopCryptoKungfu retweeted
BTC is now at risk of closing two red years in a row
It has never closed two consecutive red years in a row since 2010. Meanwhile, 2025 already broke one record as the first post-halving year to ever close red
Every red year before this one was followed by a green one:
• 2014 -57.5%, 2015 +34.5%
• 2018 -73.6%, 2019 +92.2%
• 2022 -64.3%, 2023 +155.4%
• 2025 -6.3%, 2026 -13.4% so far
Those were full capitulation years that reset the market
2025 only closed -6% so the reset never came, it rolled straight into 2026 and its first half alone did -33%
To dodge the record BTC needs to reclaim the ~$87.5k yearly open by Dec 31. Thats +15.5% from here with less than 8 weeks left
Santa rally incoming? Drop your predictions fam
