Aryan athlete averts merciless megalomaniac's apocalypse- #BrianBlessed bellowing, stump fisting, Queen themed fun #FLASHGORDON (Flash Gordon, 1980) @SkyArts 1:00pm

Sick of sardines, inventor accidentally initiates culinary catastrophe- intelligently hilarious fun #CLOUDYWITHACHANCEOFMEATBALLS (Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, 2009) @E4Tweets 5:05pm

Balloon bound civil warriors find freakish island in #RayHarryhausen's giant crab eating, sexy niece courting #MYSTERIOUSISLAND (Mysterious Island, 1961) @Film4 12:55pm

Rough sleeping vagabond charms high class hottie into sex games after teaching her to spit, table dance & flash T&A #TITANIC (Titanic, 1997) @Channel4 6:30pm

Lawyer #Cher defends homeless-deaf-mute #LiamNeeson after politically motivated murder in compelling courtroom drama #SUSPECT (Suspect, 1987) @TalkingPicsTV 9:05pm

Eternally suffering under his malevolence, Dracula struggles to live on- #WernerHerzog's visual masterpiece #NOSFERATUTHEVAMPYRE (Nosferatu the Vampyre, 1979) @TalkingPicsTV 12:40am

Set to inherit a fortune, unloved Plain Jane is wooed by beautiful bachelor her father suspects to be a gold digging cad. Facile fantasy or true love? You decide #THEHEIRESS (The Heiress, 1949) @Film4 12:55pm

Crack addict drags his boxing brother down before accepting harsh personal truths- exceptional, kidney punching drama #THEFIGHTER (The Fighter, 2010) @Legend__Channel 10:50pm

Lights in the sky, melodic mystery & mashed potato mountains herald the arrival of aliens in #CLOSEENCOUNTERSOFTHETHIRDKIND (Close Encounters of the Third Kind, 1977) #BBCfour 10:00pm

Camaraderie, despair, mud & blood as grunts & FNG’s alike get thrown in the grinder. Brutal, beleaguering drama #HAMBURGERHILL (Hamburger Hill, 1987) @greatmoviesuk 11:11pm

Emotional ties fray under the strain of a troubled father-son relationship in epic John Wayne classic #REDRIVER (Red River, 1948) @5ACTION_tv 12:25pm

Lost, alone & 1,000 miles from home; innocent Indian boy survives streets & is raised by Tasmanians before seeking his origins: Powerful, pathos inducing true story #LION (Lion, 2016) @Film4 6:40pm

Under assumed identity, Jimmy Stewart plans vengeance on sadistic & unknown gun trader- hand shooting wonder #THEMANFROMLARAMIE (The Man From Laramie, 1955) @Film4 11:00am

Arab outcast joins Viking Norsemen in sword swinging quest to exterminate mist dwelling, flesh eating terror in #THE13THWARRIOR (The 13th Warrior, 1999) @greatmoviesuk 10:23pm

Inspirational OCD insomniac brutalises Russian mobsters in intelligently expositioned, character led B&Q badassary #THEEQUALIZER (The Equalizer, 2014) @Film4 9:00pm

Relic robbing gadget freak #JackieChan turns artefact preserver in full-body-skate-chasing, skydive-kungfu-ing gem #CHINESEZODIAC (Chinese Zodiac, 2012) @greatmoviesuk 8:01pm

Spainish speaking superhero seeks swashbuckler to sequester his saviour status #THEMASKOFZORRO (The Mask of Zorro, 1998) @Legend__Channel 9:00pm

Witnessing murder of family & subsequent miscarriage of justice, soccer-mom becomes womanly JohnWick to stab/shoot/explode her way to catharsis #PEPPERMINT (Peppermint, 2018) @Film4 9:00pm

Quadriplegic detective puts off planned suicide to track down serial killer in #JefferyDeaver’s top thriller #THEBONECOLLECTOR (The Bone Collector, 1999) @Legend__Channel 10:55pm

Gifted with bat-powers & passion for hard BDSM; night-crawling justice seeker murders criminals, watches women die, fails to acquire fortune, car or cave #DAREDEVIL (Daredevil, 2003) @Film4 11:05pm