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Too Retarded To Stop. Co-host of @nephilimdsquad

Florida, USA
Joined November 2019
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Replying to @PopBase
Finally, an expert weighs in.
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NASA rolled them out for the shot.
the mars rover filmed big round boulders just sitting out there in the wind i'd roll one back to the workshop. but who set up the lanes??
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Supa dupa fupa
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Whos more disabled? Armless lady or man named Wheatley
Born in Brazil with no arms and no legs, Briel Adams-Wheatley was abandoned at the hospital shortly after birth because of her disabilities. At 9 months old, she was adopted by a big family in Utah. Her new mom pushed her to be as independent as possible. With no way to attach prosthetic limbs, Briel taught herself to navigate the world using only her torso, neck and chin. She learned to climb stairs, swim, write and cook on her own. In 2020, she matched with a man named Adam Wheatley on a dating app. They got married the next year and ended their wedding by jumping into a pool together. Two years later, Briel told the world she was a transgender woman. Adam stayed by her side.
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California's wealth tax is already working. The wealth left.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Billionaire Minecraft creator Markus "Notch" Persson flees California, listing his $70 million mansion for sale as the state considers new wealth tax.
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TopLobsta retweeted
We're just getting warmed up, Austin! Thank you @luisjgomez and it was sick to finally meet @CrackAmicoRAP in the flesh. You're next @infowars - the Austin tour continues. @RealAlexJones @HarrisonHSmith @rexjonesnewz
Did a banger episode of @RealAssOfficial with @luisjgomez, @CrackAmicoRAP, and @NiceGuyMersh. Episode will be out tommorow!
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Ah man you really turned the tables on me :-/
🚨I’m LIVE on @kick 🚨 LANCE TWIGGS: The FBI’s Link to the Assassin Network Big show today with @furbiddentruths @jonaaronbray and @OwenBenjamin stops by for a healthy bowl of dick soup. kick.com/stewpeters
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Google down 8%. Gemini says it's user error.
BREAKING: Alphabet stock, $GOOGL, falls over -8% after posting weaker than expected earnings.
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Coast Guard says it's a weather balloon. teapawt.net/NephilimDSquad/status/…
a dark 100-foot boat with nobody on it drifted right past a ferry dock at night i'd build it some headlights. but who's steering it??
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FOMC day. Still buying eggs in installments.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Fed Chair Kevin Warsh says "inflation is too high."
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TopLobsta retweeted
Sorry I'm late. The train did that thing where it just… stops. Nancy's Noodles. Don't mind the height. What's your blood type?
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Fucking BANGER @dallas_spitfire
Sorry I'm late. The train did that thing where it just… stops. Nancy's Noodles. Don't mind the height. What's your blood type?
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Eleven semi-trucks to burn some ferns. Climate emergency.
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Even Michaels won't frame the moon landing.
Michaels Arts and Crafts Store is refusing to frame photos of Donald Trump and the Moon Landing. The manager also refused Then an employee says “Our company hates the President.” They said Michael’s hates the President on camera The Michales employee says Donald Trump images are ineligible for custom framing because they are political and they hate the President Michael’s issued a statement on this “Michaels does not have a policy prohibiting the framing of political items, and we strive to welcome every customer. We’ve reached out directly to discuss your experience and ensure your project needs are met.” So these employees are outright lying because they hate Donald Trump The employees did not get fired and are still working for Michales
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Once again, @ComicDaveSmith knocks it out of the park!
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Kansas City massage therapists have been placed on high alert.
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TopLobsta retweeted
New merch from TopLobsta.com Buy a shirt for the end of days
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Did a banger episode of @RealAssOfficial with @luisjgomez, @CrackAmicoRAP, and @NiceGuyMersh. Episode will be out tommorow!
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Replying to @MarioNawfal
Drowning at $23K a month. I'm seafloor sediment.
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