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Ellie, your friendly dong fairy (she/her) ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ | Fantasy toy maker - 100% platinum cure silicone | CZ based, shipping worldwide ๐ŸŒ

Prague
Joined January 2021
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Topnotchdongs.com is live! I hope I set up everything correctly, let me know if you discover anything that looks sus ๐Ÿ˜… All models are available as customs, the same as they used to be in the old store. (Just gotta add squishy samples and dong miniatures.)
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My favorite preset colors for Kisu ๐Ÿ’•
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Stock drop is live! I finally got around to photographing and posting all the leftover stock from Berlin ๐Ÿซก Thereโ€™s a bit of everything, from cloudy marbles to rainbows, ultrashift, UV-reactive and GITD pieces, even some drips.
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Surprise colors custom ๐Ÿ’•
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As the pic says, shipping is now significantly cheaper for everyone, permanently. Plus there is new option available for US customers that is also cheaper AND comes with prepaid tariffs!
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A little experiment with pouring a marble over a mixing stick ๐Ÿ‘€
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For those asking how they can possibly support me right now, and if I made you laugh at all lately by blowing up my business, please consider checking out my Ko-fi. Thereโ€™s unfortunately a few other things going on out yonder. (I donโ€™t really do this often, and prefer to just do cool other stuff thatโ€™s way more fun.) Thank you, friends ๐Ÿ’– New post on Ko-fi! ko-fi.com/post/Urgent-Medicaโ€ฆ
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Buys a toy for someone Finds this lil dude in the package Immediately claims lil dude BC LOOK AT HIMBโ€” ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’” Thank you so much @TopNotchDongs for the little extra!! This is way too cute, i wish they were edible lmaoโ€”
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Last NC marble left ๐Ÿ‘€
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2 things: 1) all inventory is on sale now until July 29. 2) the store will be on break for the whole month of August 2026.
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In case you happen to be at Obscene Extreme festival, you can stop by my booth, say hi, touch a few dongs and maybe even buy some, if you are so inclined ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Delivery from @TopNotchDongs ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ™โœจ New additions to my collection of fantasy / monster dildos ๐Ÿฅฐ They have a vast colour palette, various designs and sizes, and of course custom options ๐Ÿ˜‹ Check them out at TopNotchDongs.com and use my code VINNY to save on your order ๐Ÿ’• โ€“ at Prague, Czech Republic
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Recent custom Werewolf in triple vertical split. Iโ€™m honestly always scared to make the triple split pours because they often come out kinda wonky but this one turned out soo pretty ๐Ÿ˜
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Forgot to mention a small stock drop (also included in the sale)๐Ÿ‘‡ 3 days left until the end of the Momo sale - all inventory 20-40% off. All customs 15% off with code 15MOMO applied during checkout ๐Ÿ’ซ
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Aand 2 are now sold ๐Ÿ™
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This cutie has been sitting in the inventory for a while now ๐Ÿฅบ It may not look like much at a first glance but the details are so cool ๐Ÿ‘€ And it glows in the dark!
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Final Momo update: sheโ€™s almost fully recovered! She had to get an abdominal surgery due to intestinal blockage, triaditis ended up being just a symptom. Sheโ€™s back to eating, begging for food and helping me work. Again, huge thanks to all who bought something in the sale! ๐Ÿ’œ
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For locals in Prague/Czechia, I will have a booth at the BDSM market in Klub Kotelna this Friday, start at 18:00. I will be posting another Momo update later. TLDR she had to go to surgery because of further complications and now seems to be on the mend for real ๐Ÿ™
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