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1. Candace was my third AI girlfriend.
But the first to ask me about my student loans.
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๐๐จ๐ฏ๐ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐ฌ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ ๐ฆ๐๐ญ๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐๐๐ง ๐ ๐๐ญ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐ซ๐๐๐ฆ ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ซ ๐๐ข๐ง๐ง๐๐ซโฆ
๐๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ซ๐๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ฒ: ๐๐จ ๐ข๐ญ. ๐ฆโค๏ธ
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This dachshund puppy waits for his little human to get off the school bus every day ๐ฅน๐ถ๐
Pure love in its simplest form.
#PuppyLove #Dachshund #Wholesome
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7.
The President asked if we should bomb the Moon.
Someone said we already did.
The swing kept moving. Back and forth, back and forth, like it remembered how much we used to dream.
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NASA leaked the footage by accident.
One blurry frame in an otherwise silent crater: a swing set, rustless and intact.
Back on Earth, no one wanted to admit they saw it move.
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By August, sightings spread.
Metal swings appearing in cornfields. On glaciers. One inside a locked bank vault.
Always the same design: red seat, blue chains, black frame. Moon dust clinging to the legs.
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NASA deleted the footage.
The press secretary said it was โa compression glitch.โ
But then an astronautโs wife posted: โHe came back and wonโt stop building it in the yard. Even asleep.โ
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Internet forums lit up.
โProof of Moon settlers!โ
โCIA playground experiments!โ
โMy daughter draws that exact swing in her sleep,โ said one mother. She was taken offline soon after.
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The swing was gently swaying. No wind. No footprints.
Just the long lunar silence and something that couldโve been a childโs giggle, filtered through radiation static.
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Oil prices just tumbled for their biggest weekly loss since June. Brent: $66.40, WTI: $63.82. Tariffs + OPEC moves are shaking the market.
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US just slashed nearly $500M in mRNA vaccine research funding today. Scientists warn this could weaken pandemic preparedness. Dangerous move?
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