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I was in primary school when I got my first period during half term and I thought I was dying. We should be teaching kids this stuff earlier, not later.
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This is Yoghurt. Yoghurt will stop whatever he’s doing for attention. Even eating.
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Trying out a new DIY ramp with the rats! Raisin, Butter, and Tofu all got to practice their fetch skills by trying out the new ramp and combining it with fetch - great job girls!
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I am BEGGING you to look at Jane [video description: a black rat named Jane sits on my lap, supported by my hand. She grasps a little biscuit treat in her hands which she happily nibbles]
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You should be able to leave work early if you have hobbies that you feel like doing
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Me: I promise I won't cast gaseous form at the function tonight
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