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he/they | you’re a rat for Pete’s sake

Joined October 2018
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hope you're ready to be disappointed, cause i sure am
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RANDOM PODIUM INSPECTION!
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Phantom Rat retweeted
after that he deserves the whole meal 🥺
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spreading positive rat propaganda 💖💕 we must clear their name!!
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I was in primary school when I got my first period during half term and I thought I was dying. We should be teaching kids this stuff earlier, not later.
I do not want primary school children full stop to have sex education. Nor do I want children to be taught about changing gender. We need to protect their innocence and childhood.
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This is Yoghurt. Yoghurt will stop whatever he’s doing for attention. Even eating.
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Hi Noodle
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Trying out a new DIY ramp with the rats! Raisin, Butter, and Tofu all got to practice their fetch skills by trying out the new ramp and combining it with fetch - great job girls!
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I am BEGGING you to look at Jane [video description: a black rat named Jane sits on my lap, supported by my hand. She grasps a little biscuit treat in her hands which she happily nibbles]
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This guy loves Mlemsday
👅 ITS MLEMSDAY MY DUDES 👅 post your bleps + mlems in the replies 👇
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I’ve been Vegan for a couple years now. At what point am I supposed to become insufferable?
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Tube girls!
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do we have to keep going tomorrow
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In jail for the crime of being too stinkin cute
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She is such a creature
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Phantom Rat retweeted
the gun for when you need to shoot one member of weezer 20 times
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You should be able to leave work early if you have hobbies that you feel like doing
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Me: I promise I won't cast gaseous form at the function tonight 3 potions later:
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I lost my heart rat Lucie 3 years ago. Man do I miss her and her sisters.
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You have been spotted
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