Amigo retweeted
2016: I want to work in big tech, take an uber to work, and have my food delivered by a DoorDash drone.
2026: Iโm growing my own food, switching to a flip phone, and looking for a job as a park ranger out west.
Amigo retweeted
Women can do this cool thing where they can navigate a crowded room without putting their hands on the lower backs of men.
Amigo retweeted
My friend just said if a girl wants sex on the first date sheโs a whore. Am I crazy for thinking thatโs messed up ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Amigo retweeted
sometimes being a stoner is just sitting there thinking about something so fucking profound and then forgetting what you were thinking about before you can even explain it
