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@TopherKern

✟ | Family Man | 🇺🇸 | Enjoy difficult video games @Twitch Partner Contact: [email protected]

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Joined February 2017
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I'm now a dad to 2 kids. 9lb 15oz. 22 inches long. My wife is a superhero.
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Rest in peace.
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Are people genuinely shocked bioware went out of business?😂
Grummz (@Grummz) profile pictureGrummz
@Grummz30 Oct 2024
The WORST SCENE in DRAGON AGE VEILGUARD just dropped. You can never apologize enough, and you have to do it in JUST the right way, Dragon Age lectures. Dragon Age Veilguard lectures you on the right way to apologize for misgendering someone, and it is as cringe, long and painfully drawn as you would imagine. No wait, it's worse.
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Wow forever dev's be like: "this may be our last chance"
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Spirit message ahead... #ELDENRING
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THE NEW STAR FOX IS AWFUL
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Super Mario 64 If It Was A Modern Game 🗣️🎙️
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LMFAO
Zach Bussey 🇨🇦 (@zachbussey) profile pictureZach Bussey 🇨🇦
@zachbussey7 Dec 2025
QTCinderella with a joke about Twitch CEO Dan Clancy that I think everyone in this community feels is a bit too real...
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Holy SHIT this game is even better on the second playthrough!!! #MetroidPrime4 #gamer
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IF YOU CROP YOUR RECAP YOU'RE A COWARD
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Was just made aware that someone on bluesky is impersonating me. I have never made a bluesky before and never plan to.
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If men would stop being pussies and embrace being bald like god intended; We would have no weaknesses. Shave your head now.
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I cant believe team cherry went this hard
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Amy Lee@AmyLeeEV4 Sep 2025
End of You Out Now youtu.be/3rS83uI0Wak?si=9Lxr…
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Hey @TeamCherryGames, you have the opportunity to do the FUNNIEST thing right now
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Amazing how this and e33 are shitting on the new push for $80 dollars being standard for new titles.
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@Dexerto29 Aug 2025
Hollow Knight Silksong will cost $19.99 via GameStop
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Cant wait for team cherry to shadow drop silksong in 2 days.
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Well... I am told I have poor taste
Plant Based News (@PlantBasedNews) profile picturePlant Based News
@PlantBasedNews18 Aug 2025
How could anyone hate tofu?! plantbasednews.org/news/alte…
Tofu Is The Fourth Most-Hated Food In The US, Survey Finds

Tofu Is The Fourth Most-Hated Food In The US, Survey Finds

A new survey has looked at the most hated food in American, and plant-based staple tofu has come in fourth.

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DK Bananza: Ending of the game is a 10/10. Rest of the game is 7ish/10. Lots of mindless fun, but too much mindless fun ends up feeling empty and superficial.
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Every streamer this morning about to load up the new DK
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