Actor/Comedian, Geek, Co-host of @popculturepicks podcast, Fire Ant Bite Survivor (3 years this May)
Columbia, SC
Joined May 2011
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Snowpiercer is not, as I originally thought, a movie about Chris Evans working at a Claire's in the mall, piercing the ears of white tweens.
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Tomorrow night at The Corley Mill House we've got the funniest way to count down to 2024. Comedycountdown.eventbrite.c…
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Just saw @mrseanpatton walking toward The Senate and now I'm extra excited about the show tonight!
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Good Grief! Looks like the Charlie Brown Christmas special is gonna be a lot different this year.
#Christmas #holiday #charliebrown #peanuts
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Giving a three-year-old a $6 Spider-Man #christmas advent calendar full of the cheapest-tasting chocolate you can imagine.
His reaction:
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Get your tickets before they're gone! Only $100 for food, drinks, and entertainment. comedycountdown.eventbrite.c…
#comedy #party #NYE2023
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Behold! The last Chocolate Tacolate in existence. I'll start the bidding at $500.
#ChocoTaco #IceCream
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Tonight @ArtBarSC it's all about BURLESQUE! A live performance from Jayne Harleaux then we watch and make fun of the Cher/Christina Aguilera movie. Plus fun stickers! All free because we love you and you deserve it.
Comedy Brunch at The Woody on Main St, Columbia, SC! Get tickets quick, before they're gone. Last time was a blast and this time I get to be part of it.
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Tonight @ArtBarSC 8pm we've got a pretty good group of funny people telling jokes. Free show but donations are welcome to help us pay for our upcoming trip to NJ for a wedding.
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Comedy Monday @ArtBarSC! Free show, but donations are appreciated because they'll help us get to NJ for a wedding.
"God has a plan."
What if God's plan is: I'll send down one more national tragedy and I'm sure this one will finally be the one that motivates them to make some changes. Maybe 400th time's the charm?
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Be careful while you're out there camping...
@Showtime @yellowjackets96 @girlscouts
#yellowjackets #showtime #tv #television #girlscouts #scouts #girl #camp #canoe #thinmints #cookie #girlscoutcookie #box #soccer #season #show #meme #comedy #funny #humor #joke
Tonight @ArtBarSC we watch CATS and riff on it, Mystery Science Theatre style with @AlmostPatrick @Cptwilliams828
