The power outage in Liberty Village has set hundreds of millennials 1 hour behind in binge watching #darkto

Toronto is about to become the least productive city in the developed world #ComeTogether #BlueJays

300 pigeons claimed refugee status is Leslieville during the #CNE2015 airshow.

Donald Trump doesn't actually know he has a tower in Toronto

3% of all new diabetes diagnosis are a direct result of an afternoon spent on the midway at the CNE #CNE2015

30% of Torontonians would like to see Rob Ford and Donald Trump debate. 70% would like to see them wrestle.

Muzik Nightclub has started a guns for drinks program

You are 98% more likely to find a concealed vuvuzela than a concealed firearm at a @TorontoArgos game

A full funeral service will be held tonight for #DeadRaccoonTO.

12% of #PanAm athletes can be seen working part time jobs during the games to pay for their trip #TO2015

Applying this sticker to the side of your vehicle allows you to drive on sidewalks, bike lanes & HOV lanes #TO2015

Ripley's Aquarium is currently being overrun by teens in neon who wont stop licking the glass. #digitaldreams

12% of #DigitalDreams partiers took their drugs before they received word of the cancellation.

Queens Quay is 70% less safe to walk, ride or drive since the beautification

The Naked Bike Ride ruined 100% of people's days who saw it.

The DVP will be flooded in approximately 20 minutes.

3% of dads who bought tickets to #FieldTripTO were disappointed when they learned they couldn't just drop their kids off for the day

When asked what Toronto should bring back, 74% of people 30-40 years old said Electric Circus @Much

Shanny signs GM. Will teach #leafs elusiveness. Ego like Babs & works 4seed @TorontoPeacock @DarrenDreger @odognine2

Toronto's rat population decreased by 20% when Captain Johns seafood restaurant was towed away.