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I'm a Hermanns tortoise living with my servants in the South West.

England, United Kingdom
Joined August 2022
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#Hedgewatch and #Mogwarts' party details for this #Halloween afternoon and evening! Memberships not required! Can't wait to see every one's costumes! #HCP26
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Pumpkins: Halloween is one night. Tonight. If you have to waste a food item (and I strongly suggest you don't), please put it out for that one night, then safely dispose of it. Please DO NOT put it out for the wildlife. Once you've handled it, cut it, left it out in the open, unrefrigerated, it will not be hygienic or safe for anyone to eat. Pumpkins are a low-acid vegetable, so once they are cut and left at room temperature, pathogens will rapidly grow on the flesh, producing mould spores. Our precious wildlife do not have any magical properties that protect them against food poisoning. Additionally, this time of year there are baby hedgehogs around, born too late to find natural food, desperate to eat anything to stop the pain of starvation. Pumpkin has a laxative affect so it would be particularly cruel to leave it out for starving wildlife to eat in desperation, causing them to lose precious fluids that may make the difference between life and death. So no matter what you read elsewhere, please DO NOT put your discarded decoration out for the birds or any other wildlife. Please DO NOT compost them either, as a composting pumpkin can produce highly toxic tremorgenic mycotoxins, which will be deadly if the compost bin is not properly secured and is accessible to wildlife (or pets). Many hedgehogs, seeking the warmth of a compost bin, die this way every year. Once you've used the pumpkin as decoration it's waste, fit only for the bin. Please help get this vital message spread far and wide, to save precious lives and prevent suffering.
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Today the servants are raising a brew to the sadly departed @SirPatStew Did you know, he went to the same school as the housekeeper? She'd like to point out that they were a few years apart!
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#CatChatBookClub Hello friends! Late as usual, come on housekeeper, keep up. This month she's managed to mostly stick with the theme with Friends of Dorothy by Sandi Toksvig, a cosy book about a couple who buy their dream house, only to find the previous owner is still
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In residence and has no intention of leaving. It's a very light read, but well written and enjoyable. #CatChatBookClub She started a creepy book but hasn't finished yet, The Empusium by Olga Tokarczuk. It's a health resort horror story and is a slow burn. She has absolutely
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No idea how it's going to end (we won't tell people that you always read the last page first, housekeeper!) but it's very detailed and unlike a lot of translated novels, doesn't seem to have lost anything in translation #CatChatBookClub Looking forward to everyone else's reads!
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Bean photo from 5 years ago, when I lived in a plane pot 🤣🐢🌺
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今朝も元気に朝稽古💥🐢💨
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Bud facts, I didn't know this 😀🐢🌺
Care note: not every tortoise wants a basking lamp. The Travancore Tortoise is a Western Ghats forest dweller — a shade-seeker that often ignores basking sites. Gentle UVB, deep shade and humidity suit it far better than a desert setup. turtlefluent.com/species/tra…
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Bud facts!
Caring for Cerro! Ever wondered what it takes to care for a Galápagos tortoise? Join Keeper Bronte behind the scenes as she gives Cerro some extra TLC.
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Happy Monday everyone! The butler has been for his flu jab and is lying on the sofa like a deflated balloon. A moaning, deflated balloon! The housekeeper is feigning deafness 🤭🐢🌺
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I got a few hours outside time yesterday, possibly the last one of the year as the weather is changing. Clover was trampled, dandies were eaten and I sunned my shell. No photos as someone forgot to charge her phone 🤭🐢🌺
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Yorkshire friends, can anyone help? #adoptdontshop
Meet little DOUG who urgently needs a foster (or adoptive!) home. Doug is 9 yrs young and ended up in the pound. Currently in #Rotherham and would like to see local [email protected] #Yorkshire #Sheffield #Barnsley #Doncaster #Worksop #Nottinghamshire #Clowne
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If you're a little ocean critter, it really sucks ass when a human rolls up and picks you up out of the water. Take the humble sea star, for example. No gills, no lungs. It breathes through tiny bumps on its skin that pull oxygen straight out of the water. Lift it into the air for a photo and those bumps collapse. The critter suffocates. And the grab itself does damage too. Sea stars, limpets, and mussels hang onto the rock with everything they've got, because letting go means getting eaten or washed away. Pry one off and you can tear it or kill it. Flip a rock and whatever lives underneath gets baked by the sun. In a lot of marine protected areas, picking up an animal even for a second can get you fined. Crouch down, get close, take the picture in the water. If you have to touch, wet your hand in seawater, make sure it's sunscreen-free, and use two fingers. Then leave it where it is.
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Wigglins onesie time! Better late than never 🤭🐢🌺
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Thank you @DomainDoris for 3T's onesie, I recycled mine from past time as it still fits @MogwartsSchool
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