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Laura

@TotalLaura

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Joined April 2015
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Taylor Swift would put out a surprise album less than 48 hours after I hooked up with my ex
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the rest is still unwritten you dumb bitch
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caio*@mclr4nSep 25
TALK YOUR SHIT TAYLOR
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fuck it, free her.
Elizabeth Holmes (@ElizabethHolmes) profile pictureElizabeth Holmes
@ElizabethHolmes20 Sep 2025
Replying to @twogravesonegun
I do love Taylor Swift.
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F@fateswishlistSep 24
i’m always down for taylor whacking a mf idc if it’s 3 10 15 years later
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Remember when 88 million euros ($102 million) worth of crown jewels were stolen in a dramatic daytime heist at the Louvre last year? Well the Louvre's Apollo gallery on Wednesday reopened to the public for the first time since then. The public can tour the majestic room and view its gilded ceilings and Greek frescoes en route to the nearby Mona Lisa, but they won’t see any crown jewels or empty display cases.
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Chalant@OnlyHanz_Jul 20
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early
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Sabrina Bryan says cheetah print never left her wardrobe. She will return to her iconic Disney role as Dorinda in "The Cheetah Girls: Next Gen." #SabrinaBryan #TheCheetahGirls #CheetahGirls #CheetahGirlsNextGen
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Image from Aly⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 (@aly_saby)
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Taylor Swift Updates 🦋 (@swifferupdates) profile pictureTaylor Swift Updates 🦋
@swifferupdatesJul 3
TAYLOR SWIFT AND TRAVIS KELCE ARE OFFICIALLY MARRIED!!!!
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Taylor getting married 4th of July weekend because when she finally freed herself from British men she found a husband
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dior ✞
@deeore5May 19
the older i get the heller the no
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A few reminders given the severe threat will extend into the overnight hours⏬ Make sure you're #WeatherReady
A graphic with a photo of lightning on the right and tips on nighttime severe weather safety on the left.

ALT A graphic with a photo of lightning on the right and tips on nighttime severe weather safety on the left.

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everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Send them a teams meeting link and finish them off
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can andrea swift find me a husband
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@cryst6ls9 Dec 2025
no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem
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does anyone know where to find a man who is like…. a good person
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ٰ@daergp11 Oct 2025
if you start reading books again you will feel at least a little better. i promise
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Saying that The Life of a Showgirl is maga friendly is not critical thinking, it’s the perfect example of doing too much. Thank you for coming to my ted talk!
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@50cent3 Oct 2025
🔥 @taylorswift13 shit is popping right now, 😏she shout me out, 🤫she don’t shout you out. LOL 😆 THIS IS FOR BIG TIMERS ONLY! wait I’m the only shout out on the whole album. 🔥 gunitbrands.com
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A@jayhops3 Oct 2025
I don’t care what the twitter town criers say. This album passed the first listen, second listen and car test with flying colors.
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Tonight all these lives converge here The mosaics of laughter and cocktails of tears Where fraternal souls sing identical things And it’s beautiful It’s rapturous. It is frightening. ——— I can’t tell you how proud I am to share this with you, an album that just feels so right. A forever thank you goes out to my mentors and friends Max and Shellback for helping me paint this self portrait. If you thought the big show was wild, perhaps you should come and take a look behind the curtain... The Life of a Showgirl is out now. taylor.lnk.to/TSTheLifeofaSh… Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift 📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott
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