Toronto artsy-type. Trying to figure out this Twitter thing.
Joined February 2016
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Oh man, a nice day AND I don't work? Sounds like a bellbottoms and MJ vest kinda day. #Swanky
"I'm just trying to find a balance between if I've ever met an Italian person, and the emotional core of why I'm an astronaut."
# HangryMob
"Siri, can you say something for me?"
"Let me think. No."
# HangryMob #Rehearsal #SiriGotSass
Just working away at my Starbucks, completely unaware of the hydro vault explosions happening right over there at King and Bay.
I can't buy razors. I'm like "I wanna shave" and they're like "That'll be 50 bucks" and I'm like "No."
#ImItchy
I hate articles praising the #unicornfrappuccino. I also hate articles hating it. It's flavored sugar milk. No one should feel anything.
Yes, saving lives is the most important thing. But also, I'mma relish every single time @realDonaldTrump fails miserably. #AHCA #SoGood
I don't know how to enjoy free time anymore. I've been staring at my shelf of books and games for half an hour now. #AdultingWin?
"This is the best chair. It's like heaven on a couch."
"Yes. A chair version of heaven on a couch."
#WritingSession
I can't wait for the end of the year when @realDonaldTrump will be demanding to use the nuclear codes in the war on Christmas. #FuckHim
"President Trump does have the power to fire #SallyYates, but it would be incredibly-Oh, we have an update: Of course he did." #FuckHim
Oh look. Trump went through with another one of his vile, dehumanizing promises. But yeah, let's support him, give him a chance. #MuslimBan
I have a flat-earth friend on Facebook. I'm always torn between mild amusement and "I should really delete him".
Also, US folk, can we start planning a #WomensMarch for four years from now? And have its destination be voting booths? 'Twould be fun.
Wish I could have been out at the #WomensMarchTO! Knock it outta the park! Meaning the patriarchy.