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Totor

@Totorcat

Tell Vesuvius I’ll mount his ass too

 Alabama
Joined November 2018
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– at Bessemer, AL
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OIIA OIIA
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fat splinter for your troubles go on he is inviting you to feel him
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Thinking about him every day
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My dad is 79 and has this angry phrase he yells when any random object breaks, "Plastic is for children!" I've asked him about this and it's because when he was young everything was made of metal and lasted forever except for children's toys. He got this phrase from older people.
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American pass time fan art
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@uncledoomerOct 18
i am eating at the counter at a diner and a pair of baby boomers are just sitting here with an ipad, speakers on full blast, watching reels of AI slop. there are maybe 10,000 sentient human beings on earth
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Rust belt city in the middle of the sunbelt
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Des véhicules de police sont prises pour cible par la foule dans le secteur République à Paris. #Paris #17octobre
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@GSO_PoliceOct 14
“Raise hell. Praise Dale” is not an appropriate response when we ask you why you were speeding.
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I have 38 Somalian niggas on payroll just itching to rip the siding off of your house
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foxxy@fo0xys_2Oct 14
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See this where it all backwards they be naming the new amber alerts like Ashanti Alerts like aint nobody tryna rescue no big ass Ashanti, sum big ass Keyairah, and then yall be naming the hurricanes sum like Elise, or Evelyn and then complain nobody be evacuating from them hoes if yall be having a Chloe Alert we'd all pop out and tryna save that bitch and if yall had a Hurricane Ashanti we all gonna be evacuating up to the north pole, gettin the fuck outta the way
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@DocquistadorOct 14
What the fuck is a Ashanti alert
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Andrew@Dub__AOct 14
Photos of the people of Georgia from the project Downtowners & Towards Salvage (1994-1998) by Carl Martin
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Manul fan art
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@JustFreshKicksOct 13
Nike Air Max Foamdome "Eggplant" returns next month 🍆 • November 5th • $265
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BIG6️⃣L@taelo_Oct 10
Any bitch drinking titos needa work on cars
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beep@beepbatOct 9
Absolutely insane whip to deliver pizzas in
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