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Ya van dos putas semanas y estos cabrones sigue llorando
JAJAJAJAJAJAJ LOS HICISTE MIERDA QUIÑONES
El equipo de Doom:
La Bruja Escarlata, Hulk, Dr. Strange, los Centinelas, doombots
El equipo de Thor:
Henry Martin, El Chicharito, Chino Huerta, Kolo Muani, Richarlison, Ferran Torres
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Murió el Vinicius original y lo reemplazaron con un viejo pajero.
Lamentable
😳🚨 ¡ESCÁNDALO EXTRAFUTBOLÍSTICO CON VINICIUS JR. EN MADRID!
El brasileño habría protagonizado un episodio que le habría hecho perderse el entrenamiento matutino del Real Madrid.
Según trascendió, Vinicius se habría reunido con la modelo estadounidense Katarina Deme en un hotel de Madrid, donde terminó quedándose dormido y no llegó a tiempo a la práctica. 👀
Pero eso no es todo: el futbolista tampoco habría respondido a las llamadas de los directivos del club y habría sido captado abandonando el establecimiento por una escalera de emergencia cerca del mediodía. 📵
¡OTRA POLÉMICA QUE SACUDE AL REAL MADRID!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Vinicius Jr. no se reunió con Katarina Deme en un hotel de Madrid ni faltó al entrenamiento por eso; estaba en Dubái cumpliendo compromisos comerciales del Real Madrid, según reportes. El rumor ha sido desmentido.
contigo.com.br/noticias/famos…
marca.com/futbol/real-ma…
getfootballnewsspain.com/why-vinicius-j…
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Todo esto en perfecto catalán
🚨 Anthony Gordon quick-fire questions about his Barcelona teammates.
🎙️Reporter: “Which player spends the most time on TikTok?”
🗣️Gordon: “Lamine Yamal.”
🎙️Reporter: “Who plays the worst music in the dressing room?”
🗣️Gordon: “Rodri. I don’t think he understands what good music is.”
🎙️Reporter: “As a goalkeeper, which teammate would you never want to face as an opponent?”
🗣️Gordon: “Fermín López. That guy doesn’t care whether we’re just training or playing a serious match. Before you know it, BOOM! He’s already firing a powerful shot towards you. You barely have time to react.”
🎙️Reporter: “Who spends the longest time in front of the mirror?”
🗣️Gordon: “Jules Koundé. Definitely Jules.”
🎙️Reporter: “Who hates losing the most during training?”
🗣️Gordon: “Raphinha. You should see his reaction when his team loses.”
🎙️Reporter: “Who is the loudest on the team bus?”
🗣️Gordon: “Fermín, Raphinha and Gavi. Those three never stop talking.”
🎙️Reporter: “Which teammate would you want to cook dinner for you?”
🗣️Gordon: “Definitely Pedri. He loves cooking and I trust him with that.”
🎙️Reporter: “Whose cooking would you refuse to eat?”
🗣️Gordon: “Lamine Yamal. I’m not taking that risk. Haha.”
🎙️Reporter: “Who is the funniest in training?”
🗣️Gordon: “There are a couple of them. Gavi, Adeyemi, Yamal, but the funniest, I’ll go with Tek.”
🎙️Reporter: “Who is the worst player to have against you in training?”
🗣️Gordon: “Gavi. That guy never gives you a moment to breathe.”
🎙️Reporter: “Which teammate would you never want to face in a one-on-one?”
🗣️Gordon: “Lamine Yamal. You already know you’re in trouble when he’s in the mood.”
🎙️Reporter: “Which teammate would you trust to take a last-minute penalty?”
🗣️Gordon: “Raphinha. I wouldn’t think twice about it.”
🎙️Reporter: “Who is the most underrated player in the dressing room?”
🗣️Gordon: “Frenkie de Jong. I don’t think we appreciate everything he brings to a team enough. Players of his quality are rare to find.”
🎙️Reporter: “Who is the most loved player in the dressing room?”
🗣️Gordon: “Pedri. It’s impossible not to love him. He’s just that kind of person.”
🎙️Reporter: “If you were stranded on a desert island, which teammate would you take with you?”
🗣️Gordon: “Rodri. That guy seems to have everything under control.”
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This post presents a fabricated transcript of Anthony Gordon answering questions about Barcelona teammates; no matching interview or quotes exist in official sources or reports.
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