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Joined July 2023
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It’s kinda crazy to me that we melt sand down, clean it to 99.99999% purity, literal wizards have to draw it slowly into an ingot, we cut it, inscribe a hundred billion little on/off switches on it, and when you run electric current through it you can do basic arithmetic, which when you do enough of it can do any math on the planet, and which describes reality well enough that we can teach it the ontological meaning of words and their distance from each other on a high-dimensional space, and if you ask, it can tell you what word comes next and that apparently is powerful enough that if you do it a hundred billion times it’s the smartest thing to ever exist oh yeah and we use this primarily for email
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It's funny because it's true
there’s been an update
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Because warning of a doomsday event is the best way to keep everyone calm.
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Actually 100% accurate and terrifying
your bank runs on window XP and a cobol backend that can only be maintained by a neckbeard sysadmin who hates AI and is convinced that he's irreplaceable, gm
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MAJOR U.S. BANKS DETECT UNAUTHORIZED AI AGENTS ACCESSING CUSTOMER ACCOUNTS — AXIOS Major banks, including $JPM, $BAC, $MS and $WFC, are confronting security risks from third-party AI agents accessing customer accounts, according to Axios. Some agents have reportedly attempted actions beyond user instructions, raising concerns about unauthorized transactions and fund transfers. Morgan Stanley has begun blocking third-party agents, while JPMorgan, Bank of America and Citi are restricting access. Banks warn they cannot reliably distinguish legitimate user activity from autonomous AI agents, even when customers have voluntarily shared their credentials.
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Replying to @MsftSecIntel
Which threat actor released Microsoft Teams?
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Goodnight (tomorrow will be worse)
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Where have I seen this before? 🤔 Ah yes, Enron mark to market accounting
NVIDIA to give KYEC $1.1B capacity reservation advance $NVDA
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THE AI BUBBLE CONTINUES TO DRAW PARALLELS TO THE 2008 FINANCIAL CRISIS. teapawt.net/unusual_whales/status/…
BREAKING: "Speculative data center debt is being repackaged and sold to pension and retirement funds, university endowments, and other institutional investors in a manner eerily reminiscent of the subprime bubble," per AFR
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once $760 is gone, the way down will be very fast. $spy
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Um holy shit
i had 12 Claude agents running in parallel for 6 hours and i managed to reverse engineer @supabase i'm making it available here so that you can save your tokens - 100% free & open-source: github.com/supabase/supabase
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Massive for software devs
We have a huge pivot underway here at Epic, moving developers around to retool for maximum AI acceleration. The aim isn't to do the same stuff with fewer people, but to enable everyone here to build MORE and BETTER stuff, and to bring the benefits to all teams using Unreal.
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Rip Nasdaq
The final boss trendline has fallen. 🌊 $QQQ
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millennial midlife crisis be like maybe i should reinstall world of warcraft – at Burbank, CA
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I don't know who needs to know this, but $TLT and long bond holders are screwed. 4-year-long bearish wedge breaking down definitively.
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Problem with this take is that even if programming is solved, there still has to be *doers* with novel programs. That set is far rarer than just "programmers".
Ok, fine, programming is a little bit solved. My only regret is the whole associated mega corporation owned AI thing and the descent into dystopia.
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lmfao
I just went ALL IN on the Fed hiking rates in my Kalshi account. If inverse Kevin works, this should save the market. Please let my sacrifice be remembered.
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20 year treasuries breaking 5.4% means Huston we have a problem.
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