@TraderZed

Product designer at @Stripe ◦ Mentor with @OutInTech ◦ Previously @EA ◦ Photographer ◦ Fixed gears ◦ ADHD ◦ Queer ◦ Actual Waluigi ◦ Tweets are my own ✌

 Vancouver, British Columbia
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Joined April 2007
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Off of this trash, will probably delete this account at some point. If y'all wanna stay in touch, follow me over on Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/traderzed.b…
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I think we're done here! Follow me on instagram if you wanna ✌️ instagram.com/traderzed/
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It's bogo drinks and people still don't talk to me at the bar 😞
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Omg so not only is Ms. Avery a lesbian, but she also wears white shoes after labor day?? This is the literal definition of "be gay, do crimes"
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I really want the orcas, the carriage horses, and that one sea lion from Stevenson BC to team up. Think of the possibilities!
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What coffee shops are really saying when they say "cashless" is "we don't want unhoused folks here". Going cashless unfairly affects unhoused and senior folks who may not have a bank account and it seems so completely unnecessary.
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Suspended coffees are a great way to support community while still going cashless. Ask your local cashless coffee shop if they participate in this program!
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Heartbroken with the passing of Sue Johanson. Sex With Sue taught me that sex was natural, beautiful, and lots of fun - the total opposite of the awful abstinence-only teachings from school! This incredible kind and non-judgemental woman will be missed, and never forgotten.
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Red or Blue? 🤔🤔🤔
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Anyone else going to Tiki Kon?
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Ok so "post-break up self-care Zack" literally needs to be stopped lol ✈️ Vietnam and Thailand booked 🎻 Violin bought 🔮 Rare tarot deck acquired 🍦 Ice cream guzzled 💋 Profiles.. uh, created
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Also why isn't cheese considered a natural wonder of the world
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👋👋👋
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Not me crying at the end of ParaNorman 😭
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But also we don't need to sympathize with the puritans who committed genocide against women, so there's that too
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Dear Intern, at my first real design job (long before any meaningful forms of backing up work), I accidentally deleted roughly half of my agency's design files when I mistakenly thought I was simply deleting a folder shortcut.
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Just won a t-shirt and a bottle of rum on the Puerto Vallarta pirate cruise. Finally I'm being recognized for all my merits 🥹
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Really excited to see one of the first projects I worked on at Stripe finally get announced! Can't wait to get this in everyone's hands! You're gonna love it!
Owen Williams ⚡
@ow3 May 2023
Today at @stripe Sessions we unveiled Workbench, our next generation developer experience ✨. It's a context-aware devbar available in the dashboard—and beyond—that lets you peek under the hood. Sign up for the beta: workbench.stripe.dev
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Hey @MTVShows! If you ever decide to reboot Fear, I'll be first in line to audition. Still dreaming of being on this show after all these years ☺️👻
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Quite easily my favourite exchange of all time.
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