Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have the plague. Then see a doctor.
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horse: *walking into a bar*
bartender: ha ha why the long face?
horse: why do you still conform to western beauty standards in a world where diversity is ever expanding and highly influenced by intercultural understandings and practices
bartender: holy fuck a talking horse
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that too, apollo’s ultimate frisbee accident with hyacinthus, but i’m referring to athena killing pallas in a sparring “accident” and then taking on her dead friend’s name as pallas athena
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To the NFL- I have decided that I will not be participating in the Super Bowl today. When deciding who to put on the field I request that neither team select me for any positions. I have a myriad of chores to do and I would like to watch Shrek 2. Thank you for your understanding.
