I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE. DNI NSFW and other general weirdos. (Admin and Character are adults) banner: @aApparitions pfp: @BLOODWRATHSPITE
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==> June: Reintroduce yourself to Parodystuck!
Uh... Hello! I'm June, TJH's sister. The empress you all know and love?
Yeah, I'm her sister!
I guess I'm taking over this account temporarily seeing as... I was just handed the phone over? I don't know why though.
)>> I'VE 6EEN HERE FOR 3 YEARS ACCORDING TO WHAT THIS APP TELLS ME
)>> HOW FUN
)>> HAPPY 3 YEARS OF MY 6ULLSHIT
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)>> WHAT IS MY ADMINISTRATION DOING
)>> THEY'RE TRYING TO PASS A 6ILL TO LAW THAT MAKES DOING SICK FUCKING TRICKS IN REGULAR PU6LIC AREAS ILLEGAL
)>> DUDE
)>> WE HAVE 6IGGER FISH TO FRY
)>> GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE
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)>> THESE NEWFANGLED POWERS ARE GIVING ME A GLIMPSE INTO THE OTHER UNIVERSES...
)>> I CAME ACROSS ONE I USED TO FREQUENT.
)>> AT LEAST, I USED TO FREQUENT A *POCKET DIMENSION* OF IT.
)>> ...
)>> SHATTER REALLY WAS A 6ITCH.
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)>> CAMERAS ALL UP IN THIS 6ITCH AND I CAN TELL THEY ARE NOT FROM MY ADMINSTRATION
)>> AND I CAN SENSE SOME SHIT IN THE WALLS
)>> MAN
)>> JUDAS *REALLY* WANTS TO KEEP TA6S ON ME, HUH?
)>> JUST A HUNCH.
)>> AND THE WHOLE "DIRKTEK INDUSTRIES" 6RANDING 6UT WTV.
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)>> OKAY WE CAN OFFICIALLY ADD "SOLO A 6LACK HOLE" TO MY LIST OF ACHIEVEMENTS.
)>> IT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY EASY.
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==> Your name is Trans Jade Harley. You are an honorary karkat, a mother, a friend, a lover...
And for the first time in twenty six years, you feel truly free.
You cannot see any limits anymore.
TJH: Take a Breath.
...that's it, isn't it? Breath.
That's the one.
==> Strife: Be currently broadcasted.
"Just now, our current leader, Shatter, and our previous leader, The Queen of Death, have begun battling in the Capital Space Station.
It looks like our Queen is going for blood--
Holy shit..."
==> Jade: Teleport to your timeline.
Walking through the portal, you find yourself in a location quite familiar. A space station orbiting the capital planet of the empire.
It's a heavy tourist spot that everyone goes to, including your adversary right in front of you.
==> Jade: Get up, and get ready.
You're going to be going after HIM today. It's a bit daunting but honestly, if your hunch is correct, you're already as powerful as you need to be.
If all your limitations are just in your head, you can Shatter them yourself.
the portal gun transportation device thing is done
so i think tomorrow i'm gonna go do something some might say is reckless
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sometimes you look at the feed and see some comments that just REALLY piss you off
despite this i'm trying my damnedest to stay out of it 6ecause i don't really wanna throw more coal into the fire and stoke the flames
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==> Jade: Head to @BLOODBATHSPIT... after getting up out of bed.
But your bed is so nice and comfortable... and the outside is cold... and you deserve the rest...
But also you SHOULD do stuff today...
Sigh.
You get up and head down to the basement.
i'm half tempted to try my hand at making a timeline-traversing portal gun.
for science, of course. and so i don't have to bother people with taking me to other timelines.
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==> Jade: make your way to the forest.
You're walking outside, in your full lab gear, headed straight for the forest, looking for the most secluded part.
It would be easier with flight but... you can run.
==> Jade: launch yourself with enough force to make a crater.
==> Jade: get your costume together already!!
If you're gonna be wearing one, you might as well get it put together now so you have it! besides, you ARE still gonna be working. Might as well look the part.