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I’m playing checkers, not chess

There’s a mild corruption scandal of collusion in my fantasy league. It’s like our version of watergate

Brewers just won the chip, congrats to them. However, there is a belief amongst some mlb fans that this series was boring or meaningless. I’m not saying that’s true, but it goes to show how important it is to have a villain in a championship. Like the dodgers or Yankees

I’m a pro at the bathroom stall courtesy cough

The American government and D.C.’s aesthetic should be minimalist with touches of neoclassical. No excessive tacky gold and enormous logos

Ever heard of sliced bread

Hot take of the day: playing video games is not a hobby

Turnstile is great but now every hardcore band will think they’ll make it big

Yo can we as nfl fans get Josh Allen’s dick out of our mouths. Goddam

Yikes Mahomes

Why do the progressive insurance spokespeople wear aprons. They’re not cooking anything. Is it to deflect the tears of customers who have policies rejected

Turnstile is aura. I can’t deny it

When she says she doesn’t watch the reels you send her😔

This generation and their weeds and their rok music. When I was a kid I just listened to woodie Guthrie and smoked opium. We are not the same. Matter of fact, I bet you kids don’t even join the military anymore. Nerds

Yea I’m officially a country music fein. None of that Borgan Walla and Ella Plaingley Horrible. Gimme Merle haggard and DAC and Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson. Ya

If a genie asked me what my three wishes are: 1. Play golf for free at any course of my choosing forever 2. 50,000k a month for the rest of my life without suspicion from the federal government 3. Free flights to anywhere in the world with a suitable airport for life.

Yes because your individual experience generalizes the entirety of the job market

Life is roadblocks

Bootlickers will see this and say “just comply”